I was a nice, empathetic person for 25 years and it never got me anything. Then a switch flipped in my head. 5 years of being an unbearable, deceitful, angry, selfish a****** and I’ve already gotten more of what I want than I ever got being kind. Im in the best place financially ive ever been in my life, I have nice things, my rent isnt overdue, and I got t**** pics up the wazoo. Why should I ever stop being a douche when the universe has done nothing but reward me with blessings and second chances?