My boxer shorts lost their elasticity faster than the sphincter of an effete beta male after his first day in prison.
HEY-YO
Today I stood on the same spot Adolf Hitler stood. I’ve done it many times, when the Nazi’s invaded the city I live in, Hitler did a tour of it and went in many buildings and streets. But there’s a photo of him standing in the same spot I stood on today. It’s weird to really think about it, I shared the same space as Hitler, exactly the same step and soil below it supported his body and mine. We share that in common.
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