sometimes I see myself in a mirror, and I don’t know if part of my mustache & chin hairs are white, or if it’s dried JIZZLE JUICE. I love being a drippy mess after a few hours at a bathhouse.
and no pal that’s not my name but feel free to cream his cumcavern sounds like he wants that gooey gusher.
also I’m not a fan of being spitroasted, but someone parodied it once and I feel obliged to continue the spitroast meme here.
– CORVALLUS