Bless me father for I had sinned it has been about 2 months that I have been to confession, these are my sins, I have watched and seen poronogrpah, I have

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Bless me father for I had sinned it has been about 2 months that I have been to confession, these are my sins, I have watched and seen poronogrpah, I have done inappropriate things to my brother cousins, my animals, I have lied, I spread gossip, us bad langue, I have steeled and not retired it, I have said things I have done, and for all the sins that I can´t remember

New Confession

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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