I don’t have health care, so naturally I was concerned when the coronavirus hit. Thankfully, there was a doctor going door to door early on and he has been able to help me. I admit I was suspicious at first. When I asked to see his ID he quickly flashed what appeared to be the cut out front of a pack of Marlboro reds, but he quickly won me over with his medical expertise.

Since then Dr. Jet has come by every day to take my temperature rectally and brew me a special tea. He has also told me that ensuring the constitution of my testes is key to fighting Covid. All I know is I’m healthy, and I’m just happy there are good people in this world.