"I guess.. I’m afraid/don’t want to be sober because I view this world so pessimistically" Are you a woman? If you were a woman I knew at one time, and

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“I guess.. I’m afraid/don’t want to be sober because I view this world so pessimistically”

Are you a woman? If you were a woman I knew at one time, and I’m telling you to talk to me, and you were like “I want to, but what’s the point I can’t bear to look at them?” it’s like what the f*** is the matter with you? F***. I’m not the f****** devil I just want to try and get some contact from her. Like human contact because yeah, I’m not the devil and I want to love her. Not saying you are or you’re her, or she has a drinking problem but I’m sure I take could her mind off the alcohol and assholes and I can make me better too. Again, not saying but just saying.

New Confession

I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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I know people with disabilities can’t help it. I’m not trying to be cruel but social media needs to hide the videos because those with severe malformations look incredibly creepy. I think it could possibly give someone nightmares. I’m not trying to be cruel. Just honest. I’ve seen Halloween anamatronics look less scary than the biggest majority of them.