I want Superman's parents, they raised him right, my father raised me to be a selfish selfcentered fucktard, I wanna be raised right. - Simply Confess

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I want Superman’s parents, they raised him right, my father raised me to be a selfish selfcentered fucktard, I wanna be raised right.

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