Guess which is the lie. I once threw up on my aunt while I was tripping balls and she stabbed me with a knife. Or I got really high and my cat blinked at

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Guess which is the lie. I once threw up on my aunt while I was tripping balls and she stabbed me with a knife. Or I got really high and my cat blinked at me after I jokingly asked him if he was the devil and I left my house for two hours crying about it only to realize I don’t own a cat.

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Tomorrow my God Father will be gone fishing. I’ll be visiting with my God Mother. She loves pushing back on my stiffy and moaning oh yeah.

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I know people with disabilities can’t help it. I’m not trying to be cruel but social media needs to hide the videos because those with severe malformations look incredibly creepy. I think it could possibly give someone nightmares. I’m not trying to be cruel. Just honest. I’ve seen Halloween anamatronics look less scary than the biggest majority of them.