To: “P*** is an addiction and is destroying your life, fight it!”

Me: Who are you to tell us that watching/m*********** to p*** is “destroying our lives”?

That reminds me of hearing people claiming “video games ruins your life” and “listening to rap music ruins your life”.

Do you want to know what actually ruin people’s lives? Drugs and alcohol.

Let me tell you something.

“P*** addiction” isn’t real and therefore, it’s made up by s******* frustrated religious zealots.

P*** didn’t turn me into a “serial killer”, “criminal”, “r*****” or whatever assumptions/list of insults and name calling you have in mind. P*** is only harmless entertainment.

Just because I watch/m********* to p*** during me time, it doesn’t mean I’m “destroying my life”. It helps me relieve stress and relax. I’d rather c** than to have blue balls and wet dreams. Good ol’ healthy dopamine boosting.

Plus, it’s much safer than having s**. S** is awesome though, don’t get me wrong.

Before you start making assumptions and become concerned about me even though I’m just some random stranger behind the screen.

I can communicate just fine in real life. Yes, I do spend quality time with my family and friends. Yes, I have hobbies and interests. Yes, I have a job.

Anyway, enough about me.

Back to your post.

I hope you come around one day and realize what you just said is extremely ignorant.

M*********** is natural and healthy. It’s not something to be ashamed of. Everyone does it. So do you, don’t lie. 😉

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll get back to my p*** collection and fap away. Have a nice day/night, sir or ma’am. 😉