What a great day and here is why (WARNING: This is not a rant – probs good):

1. I’ll be there as of tomorrow a week and I closed myself!!! (obvs had an extra pair of hands so special thanks but the critical things I wrapped up)

2. Net sales and tips the highest since I have worked and it was the shortest day of open as well. WOW. How amazing is that? Evidence. In the words of Sheryl Sandberg, a woman will attribute her work to external factors such as luck, help etc. whereas a male’s perspective would be it’s because “I’m awesome.” Ladies, it was YOU. You’re AWESOME. I’m AWESOME. *satisfactory sigh*

3. Toxic masculinity, fragile masculinity, ya girl has zero tolerance for. Wearing a jock attitude forty years later. Basically, wtf and ew? You are and you aren’t.

4. Today, I was my best that I have been – sales is evidence. Never miss a beat, lightning on my feet, lightning strikes every time I move stuff. I know it is the holidays, I know it’s a weird time to be starting, I know it’s my first job in a new place, I know my mind has been elsewhere over the past 2 day on something I did expect, but I must keep my focus on my training for now. It’s about steady progress.

5. Watered all the plants today. Sigh of relief.

6. What a great day of not being micromanaged. Had 30 seconds of micromanagement over a sandwhich, but I’d be micromanaged that by equals.

7. Why is everyone tired? Why does everyone want things to be easy? I mean that’s all great. But dude, business was booming today. But most importantly, if the customer is happy, I’m happy.

8. The place requires a revamp.

9. Am I enjoying too much? Probably. Do I care about what others think of my PMA/conscientious approach – nah man. I don’t think anyone realises how glad I am to be back at work. Werq. Werq. Werq. Rihanna remix style. I’M GLAD TO BE BACK AT WORK. OMG I LOVE WORK. And what a great team I’m working with. Lol, PMA overload.

10. Cheers for the hire.