I’m so mortified, I could die right now. I’m an almost 21 yr old female who lives at home. I am still a virgin but I do have more s** toys than id like to admit. Nothing too crazy, just some vibrators and dildos that I keep in a shoe box. Well I set the box on my bed earlier bc i was cleaning and it was in the way, and left it there since my mom NEVER comes in my room. Well today, the snow was coming down really bad and I went Christmas shopping, but my mom stayed home as shes terrified of driving in the snow. She decided to hand a wreath and put a fake candle on my window. She stands on my bed and the lid of the box falls off. To make matters worse, last month I got a d**** that was supposed to be a little above average in terms of girth. Well this thing gets here and it looks f****** huge. The biggest one I own. Ive only attempted to use it once bc its too big. It was sitting right at the top of the box. Well I get home, and my mom sits me down and asks me why I have a box of dildos in my room. I’m ready to f****** die bc I had to explain to her that I’m not sleeping around it’s just me myself and I, it isnt fetish bc she said she didn’t even own one and thought it was fetish, etc. and we end with me saying, and lets never ever talk about that box ever again okay? My bad luck strikes yet again. F*** my life