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It feels like every girl I meet that I want to date always ends up being allergic to cats. Or vegan. Or both. It’s not fair I tell you. Because I’ll never not own a cat, and I’ll never ever ever ever ever become vegan. You can take my steak and my cheese and my cats from my cold dead hands.

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  • Just cause she’s vegan, doesn’t mean that you have to be. I know girls who date non-vegan guys and are totally okay with that. They don’t tell them to try and become vegan.

    Anonymous June 17, 2019 10:13 pm Reply
    • Valid point. But I’ve been down that road before and I’d just rather avoid it. My last ex became vegan like a month after we started dating and it was just a complete shit show. Like at first she told me I didn’t have to. Then it became an ultimatum. To which I didn’t respond positively to and I’ve now been single for three years. It just left a bad taste in my mouth, much like that tofu I was force fed lmao.

      Anonymous June 18, 2019 12:39 am Reply
      • Tofu: Satan’s congealed semen

        Anonymous June 18, 2019 1:11 am Reply
  • More power to you and all meat eating cat owners. Be proud! Be meow! 🐈

    Anonymous June 17, 2019 10:14 pm Reply

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