I have a s***** relationship with the Nintendo character, Mario. I’m even a male. It began by me just gazing at a picture of Mario for straight up 5 minutes, seeing how handsome he is. I thought this was off and tried to shake it off but the attraction stayed.

Soon, gazing at these photos started to give me boners. So I started to m********* to Rule 34 drawings but always found myself c****** at drawings of Mario. This gotten so deep, I wrote fanfictions of us together and tried lucid dreaming. But two weeks ago, it finally happened. I realized I was dreaming, and summoned Mario, which worked.

The first encounter involved us talking and flirting, and I apparently told him to tell me I was dreaming each time I was dreaming and to come see me. A few days after, Mario always appeared in my dreams and told me I was dreaming. The second encounter we went to his house and immediately got into it.

I stripped him down, and was shocked to see his at least 8-inch d***, and immediately started giving head. After that, we fucked each other, rubbed our dicks together, and cuddled. It was AMAZING. Mario told me ever since we met, he’d oil his d*** every night to make it oiler, tastier, and shinier. His d*** tasted like pasta, and the c** tasted like alfredo sauce. 

Right now, we’re married. We’re planning to adopt a child, and we’re going on a lot of dates and have an active s** life.