First you slap it, then pull it, then twist it 1/8 of a millimeter. Wait exactly 4 minutes but its very crucial that you concentrate on pushing it in reverse. Once thats complete let a midget smell it but he must be your best friend (very important). Wait another 4 minutes while embracing the midget. Let him feel it, but not poke it or very bad things will happen. Rub the midget tummy counter clockwise not clockwise because that’s for dwarfs. If the midget has been around any wild elephants (excluding nursing mothers) within 48 hours then it is ok to rub clockwise gently. Do not poke! Send your best friend midget on his/her while waving with both hands. When showing
