So I just ordered pizza and this guy had the worst attitude. So I tipped him a dollar. Then as he was leaving, he snatched his pen out of my hand and proceeded to walk away without saying anything.

But as he saw my tip before leaving, he made this rude facial expression and said, “But thanks, I appreciate it,” in a sarcastic tone of voice.

Look, buddy, you want a bigger tip? Your pizza place is down the street and you have a horrible attitude problem. Of course you’re gonna get a f****** buck. If you want to make more money then get a real job, they’ll hire you. It’s not hard; some of the cashiers in our area get paid nearly fifteen an hour at minimum wage.

F****** loser.