Do you think these diets will help me lose weight fast for graduation?
1. 1-4 days
Drink at least 2-2.4 gallons of water a day.
5-7 days
Drink at least 1-1.5 gallons of water a day.
(In the mornings drink water with lemon, heated.)

2. Eat 3 meals ONLY in a day.
Make sure they are the size of a bottle cap.
Drink only water inbetween meals.
Dance for 20-40 minutes per-day.

I need to do this in 8 days at least.
PLEASE HELP