I'm going to kill myself in 14 years. I have to wait for my kids to grow up and move out.

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I’m going to kill myself in 14 years. I have to wait for my kids to grow up and move out.

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Please God let my art therapist break up with her boyfriend so I have a chance. She’s fully enmeshed with him so I know my odds of stealing her away are near zero. They literally split an apartment. But If they break up and she moves back in with her parents then I definitely have a chance because she’s definitely into me. I’m praying on their downfall. Amen.

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I have deep regrets about mocking your beliefs, Hon.
That wasn’t kind, and I apologize for making you step out of your bubble to spew hateful things in retaliation. Who am I to question your faith and disturb your inner peace? Believe it or not.
Well, I’ll leave you be with your chocolate-covered coffee beans 😌
(I don’t really think it’s necessary to use the ☕️, you know when my thoughts are directed towards you.)