I love it when my cat kicks my dad off his chair to sit infront of the heater. he looks so regal with fluff everywhere. and his attitude is “I am the master here, I own this place and I pay the bills and I WILL SIT WHERE I LIKE!” he sleeps on the table and drinks from cups. he takes over the conversation and pushes everyone out of the way of tv. and likes to watch telly in the evening.
HE takes over the bed like a man, he farts like a man, he eats his food like a man and he even has masturbated like a man but he is a cat!