I hate my boyfriend’s mom. I have to constantly clean up after her and deal with her b*******. She’s an utterly vile and disgusting woman. She is morbidly obese, showers at most 2x a week, and is unbelievably messy/unorganized.

Her fat a** eats McDonalds and Wendy’s every single day. It makes me sick to think how a person can put so much garbage in their body every day. She never drinks water. She says it “doesn’t taste good” and never “takes away [her] thirst.” So she only drinks Coca Cola. I’m not kidding – She keeps about 8-10 liters of Coke in the house at any given time.

She never showers and she always smells like s***. She has the audacity to say that I “shower too much” because I’m the normal one that showers at least once a day! One time, she had a cut on her foot and she asked me to put a bandage on it because she couldn’t reach (because she’s that huge), and I almost threw up my insides. I have never smelled something so unholy and putrid in my entire life. I felt as if my soul descended from my body and I went straight to the deepest depths of Hell. I cannot describe this stench other than by saying it smelled like a mixture of rotten cheese, rancid s***, and a decaying body.

In the top of her list of traits that make her an undesirable human being, there is her unhygienic behavior in her own home. She does not clean or do anything as a matter of fact. All she does is nap all day and go out drinking on the weekends. She never potty trained her dogs, so they piss and s*** in the house and she’ll leave it dirty for days until someone else cleans it up. She leaves her laundry in the washer for days, so I have to end up doing it for her. She leaves out open food bins, never empties out the trash, never changes her bed sheets, etc. But god forbid you leave one spoon in the dishwasher by mistake, she will raise hell on you. She’s so disgusting and lazy that she has to pretend she does something. So she decided it’s her “pet peeve when people leave their dishes in the sink.” Keep in mind I always wash her dishes that she leaves every day.

Perhaps, the worst quality she has is her attitude. She is by far the most rude, arrogant, and malicious person I have ever met. She yells at the nurses and doctors at the hospital because she “knows more than them” even though she was a college drop out. It was so bad that security had to be called. She verbally abuses her old, ill father. One time he told her to calm down and she beat him with her shoe and threw things at him. When her fat beluga whale of a sister comes over, all hell breaks loose. They get into fights calling the other “fat b****” even though they both weight nearly 300 lbs, they throw utensils and cups at each other, they hit each other and they yell at the top of their lungs.

I know no one cares, but I’m just writing this to rant. I really hope that none of you have to deal with someone like this because I’m almost at my breaking point. If I could get away with it, I would have actually murdered her already. 🙂