so ever since i could remember i was a thief and a liar lie about stealing lie about anything steal about anything (always get caught) but for some reason

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so ever since i could remember i was a thief and a liar
lie about stealing
lie about anything
steal about anything
(always get caught) but for some reason it never mattered to me
yeah i’d feel bad but i could steal from any one even my best friend
list of things i remember stealing
first grade
$20 from my sister
and eraser from a book fair
second
lollipops and candy from my teacher
third really don’t remember
fourth
no clue
fifth
erasers again but they were cute
pencil pouches
stupid crap
sixth
makeup from a friend
seventh
makeup
phone
clothes
diary
eighth
binders
books
magazines
nine
clothes probably
food from lockers
tenth
wallet
wedding ring
book
money
knife
razor
tapestry
(never from stores only from close people which is odd) and everything is so tiny and minisclue
i cohkd buy on my own but don’t
and i
lie
lie
lie
lie
all the friken time
why? no clue
i know the truth
i just want to change damnnit

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