I Shot a bird that stole my ice cream. killed the homeless guy next to Street sign. i took a hamburger from McDonalds without paying for it . let my cat

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I Shot a bird that stole my ice cream.
killed the homeless guy next to Street sign.
i took a hamburger from McDonalds without paying for it .
let my cat die.
learned about s** in an odd fashion
educated children about this “S**”.
donated money to charity .
messed around with a kid with autism.
yanged with people on the street
anstantiated a nurse.
utilized the K.K.K in Chill.
nagged my mother for $100.
ticked off an old guy.
asked for a*** but was turned down.
nagged my dad for $100
dragged a dead body into an ally
utilized dog throwing
nagged my brother for $100.
criticized an old lady about her ugly house.
let person get ran over.
educated kinder gardeners about a*** s**.

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