Several years ago I went to a party with my girl and after I walked her home I went back to the house where the party was held. Two of my friends shared the house (they were both in college). I was so tired and drunk that I didn’t want to try to drive home. My friend said I could sleep there.

I asked him if I could sleep in his bed with him instead of the couch and he told me no. I didn’t want to have s** with him, I just wanted to sleep on a bed. His roommate let me sleep with him instead and I have never forgotten his kindness. I still don’t understand why my friend said no because he knew I am straight and he knew I was too wasted to drive. I just don’t sleep well on couches.