Person 1: What happened to us? We used to be best friends, we’d always pair up together and we’d always talk about anything and everything. Then she came along and you don’t seem to like me anymore, she keeps stealing you away and I miss the days when it was just us.

Person 2: Piss off. I don’t care what you call me she was my friend first and if you and your previous friend put your differences aside everyone would be happy. You called her and b**** and said you weren’t one yourself, when the words left your mouth I felt like you were contradicting yourself. Please just leave us alone, you’re pushing me away from her and I hate it.