Forgive me father for I am sinning.
Everyday I sin, I like s** and beer and I’ve only been to church twice in my entire life and even then it was just because I felt dragged into it by a couple of missionaries.
Oh and I like to f*** women as well as men…and transgender yep.

Aside from my joke confession above (which is actually true). I have one other confession.

Hi, I’m a vampire.

A sang vampire.

I drink blood.

You people think i’m crazy but I don’t care because you don’t know me, I could be the person behind you in the cue, I could be the person reading the paper on the bus or train and you would never know.

The thing about vampires is this; Of course we exist!, But we don’t walk around chalk white wearing cloaks, we don’t have ginormous fangs and we certainly don’t turn to dust in the sun Nor do we suffer any ill effects with religious artefacts or garlic.

A true vampire is a person who drinks blood (or absorbs energy) because our bodies don’t naturally produce it.
We are just like anyone else around you.
We eat and drink regular foods too, but to keep our energy up we need blood or energy or else we just become tired and ill.

I am a blood drinker, I don’t bite people, I sustain myself on raw meat and synthetic blood, Or of course if one of my nearest and dearest has a cut I am on hand to clean up the mess ;).

We are just as kind and compassionate as anyone else.

We don’t sleep in coffins or any of that hollywood crap.

We are just normal people with an unusual dietary requirement lol.
Of course there are some common characteristics of vamps. and I will list a few off.

* We do tend to be slightly paler than your average person, but not shockingly pale or anything, just like someone who doesn’t tan or someone who is a bit sickly looking.
* we experience headaches and sickness if exposed to the sun for very long periods of time we need to wear really strong suncream, sunglasses and pretty much try to stay in the shade lol. Although uncomfortable, it doesn’t kill us or anything.
* Some of us have slightly more prominent canines than the average person but not always so, and certainly not extremely obvious.
*Most of us tend to be pretty sensitive to things, like spirit, or even we can tell if someone is staring at us or walking close in our vicinity just stuff like that, we can also usually pick up the atmosphere in most places and on other peoples moods.
*Some of us have some kind of gift, Me personally, I have prophetic dreams and I can heal.
*Most of us tend to be sensitive to high pitched sounds that average people can’t hear, we are usually sensitive to light too.

But to look at us? No one could ever tell a vamp from a non-vamp just by looking, unless of course you are one of us.

So yeah, I’m a vampire, we do exist.
oh and F*** you Edward Cullen, you are a git!.