In short: I want to f*** a hot, older woman in my office until we black out. The problem is that we’re both married.

I’ve never been a super confident guy, but my career is going really well and I’ve lost a bunch of weight lately and women are noticing me more and more often. One woman that I work with, in particular, has no qualms about letting me know she’s very interested. It would destroy my family, but when she makes comments about how good my a** looks in my jeans, my d*** gets so hard it feels like it’s going to explode.

She told me yesterday that “if (she) was twenty years younger, she’d be chasing (me) and put the kinda moves on (me) where (my) wife wouldn’t stand a chance.” I’m happily married, but she’s made it clear that she wants it bad and it’s driving me crazy. She’s constantly flirtatious and takes every opportunity to give me an eyeful of every inch of her around the office. I love my wife, but I can’t seem to get away from the temptation to f*** my colleague into oblivion – which seems to be exactly how she wants it.

I won’t do it because it’d destroy my family and no piece of a** is worth that, but the fact that she’s throwing herself at me so hard is about to send my d*** into orbit.