Not really a confession, just a little bragging. This morning I got up early for work , a little before 5. I had to go into town to get a couple of things

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Not really a confession, just a little bragging.
This morning I got up early for work , a little before 5. I had to go into town to get a couple of things my wife needed for the day and since it was very cold and raining I didn’t want her to have to get out in the weather. So I made the 30 minute one way trip, grabbed a few items, and headed home to drop them off and grab my stuff.
When I walk in my wife is in the kitchen with a cup of coffee for me. She said ” here, I wanted to say thanks for going to the store. Do you want coffee or a b******?”
Before I could even answer my pants were at my ankles and she was on her knees sucking me off.
So I’m a little late for work but I don’t care. Can’t imagine having a bad day. Besides, for no reason, when she finished she said ” I want to do this again when you get home tonight.” We’ve been married 11 yrs and this is the first time I’ve gotten an unsolicited b****** before and after work.
Thanks

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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