My new neighbours moved in yesterday and I didn’t get a chance to introduce myself. 2AM this morning they must have christened their new bedroom, f*** me she’s a go-er. The yelps of her turned me on big time while my wife snored her head off beside me in bed.

Whatever they were doing sounded fun and I wouldn’t have minded joining in. I could have swore I heard two mens voices before the fun kicked off. I’ve all sorts of scenarios in my head. Maybe they’re swingers open relationship, whatever I’ll make sure I introduce myself at the first opportunity.