I lied to my girlfriend and told her I had to go out of town for work when actually I just took the days off and took a road trip with a buddy. We got a couple of hotel rooms and went looking for women. Unfortunately, he scored and I didn’t, but I got to watch some sports and drink some beers.

Don’t get me wrong, I am glad my buddy got laid but the trip would have been better if I hooked up. The worst part was having to make up all these stories about the work thing. Thank God no one called from work or anything.

I am ready to break up anyway.