Finish exams despite noisy neighbour (let’s call them N), and verbally abusive family member. Overdue sleep debt; feeling like s***. Night after the last exam, am kept awake, interrupted, and woken early by N, the whole trifecta. N, who also finds it an intrinsic freedom to smoke in their backyard, right next to my window. This isn’t an unfamiliar history. I can salvage this.

Next day, same luck with falling asleep. N is a mongoloid as per usual. Morning arrives. Non-exam period sibling acts on an intervention to “encourage a healthy sleep schedule”. Clock says I was woken up 3 hours before the alarm.

YOU HAD ONE F****** JOB