I offer my wife a holiday she yearns for, we aint had s*** for the last ten years and I’m offering her a proper holiday. Car and accommodation all she has to do is shut the f*** up and drive. I’m licensed for car and bike, car isn’t really my preferred mode of transport so Okay Mrs safety you drive then!
She won’t do it unless her license is valid and blah blah blah. My kid sister is loaning us her car she’s happy with our licences even though my wife thinks hers is invalid. B******* wipers on: my kid sister has endorsed either one of us to drive her car on temporary insurance cover. No my wife won’t have it because her license hasn’t been re-issued.
Free house in the sticks by the sea, use of a car and my wife is happy to piss the offer away because her license is a bit shoddy. F*** me, I haven’t rid a bike or drove a car since something nasty happened to my breakable human body but I still can ride and drive. Tatty license, wow good way to piss away a good offer.