How in the hell is it suddenly a gift to have s**. You are sticking your rod into another human being, big f****** whoop. “WHOa DudE I TOTally fUCKED THAT 18 YR OLD YESTerdAY” All f****** righty then. Listen here kiddo, I could care less if you lost your virginity because I’m over here not worrying if I would have a kid or if I would catch any STDs. You call me the sad one for avoiding the many dangers of s***** interaction? I’m going to video-tape your godamn funeral just so I can hear myself laugh again.