I scared a guy in the store the other day. Me and my husband were picking up groceries and this dumb ass walks right out in front of us after he saw my

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I scared a guy in the store the other day. Me and my husband were picking up groceries and this dumb a** walks right out in front of us after he saw my husband coming. It was like watching a car pull out into traffic once he seen cars approaching ya know! So it made my husband stop in his tracks, I knew that my husband was going to say something if I didn’t act fast. So I quickly walked up to him and and nearly shouted “EXCUSE US, CAN WE GET THROUGH???” Lmao he jumped and got the hell out of the way! I could of sworn that he walked out in front of us on purpose.

New Confession

My nine year old son asked for my used pa+nties, and he wore them to school. I had been with a bo+yfriend that afternoon and my pant+ies were delicate see-through lilac fabric. When my son had put them on, he went to school with an er+ect+ion like he had a log in his pants. When he comes home, I’ll give him a ‘completion mass+age.’

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