That joke is probably very accurate. They would probably have so many flys between their legs it would look like pubic hair from a distance.

“I will make mere youths their officials; children will rule over them.” Isaiah 3:4

ALL hail the great GRETA! Oh Greta we come before thee. Bless us with your child wisdom. May we change our plans to shut down the dangerous nuclear power plants? Oh Greta bless us with your...

Greta Thunberg, Child Swedish activist, says you may download her app and listen to her sermons.

She has also given her permission to extend, past their safe point, the life of nuclear power plants thought the European Union to cope with the energy shortage.

All bow to Greta!

Please download Marcus and Janet’s app and listen to the sermons. Thanks

Please download any app and listen to the sermons. Thanks

Please download Bill and Melinda Gates’ app and listen to the sermons. Thanks

Please download Ghislaine Maxwell’s app and listen to the sermons. Thanks

Please download Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download Joe Biden’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Im thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend cause he doesn’t pay much attention to me

He didn’t even say anything k

Why does daddys special Lollipop taste like Avocado? 🤔

one time when i was 7 my mother hired an old man to be our butler (actually he was more like a maid) and he cooked and cleaned and he didn’t have an english name so i named him Alfred like Batman’s butler cuz i thought if i did i...

That’s a good part of Outshined. Right or wrong, it sounds kind of right when played, but right or wrong it’s good for finger position changing. Weird chords. That’s what it did for me.

The other cool part of that song is when it completely changes into almost a country...

To the one who said all men should die,you should know that most bad men are like that because of their mothers, I am not standing up for these man just explaining that these behaviour come from bad parenting, be a good mother and maybe your son will grow up...

Warning, boys and girls in Las Vegas be careful out there! This guy is a p*** and a creep towards teens, especially legal.

why was someone taking a secret photo of me in class?

who have the best gay f***** c****? I’m a recent convert to gay faggotism and I want to properly worship and w*** to the best most appropriate c****. Please guide me breedingzone told me to come here for help

This is not the way.

Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.

F****** stop calling me just so you can talk to my mum!! She has a phone b****. F****** call her

I just s*** my pants.

my cat is like my child i stg.. hes such a baby lol. i dont mind it though:) i love knowing im important to him

Hey Corvallis would you be interested in having a backsnatch contest to see who has the better boipussy? In my area I’m the best around! C******* Carlos

i had an itch so i scratched my skin with only one finger but i overdid it. i’ve been bleeding for 30 minutes… i don’t know how to stop it

you’re all reported to cybertip.

I’m either making love or making war. Love will have to wait.

no one gaf what unknown, silly mortal humans from the 20th century said.

Thankfully. Stfu

scumshit thinks some gross bodily fluid joke is so funny. f****** scumshit lacking attention his whole life.

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

Can we PLEASE have one day on here without gay b******* buttholes and c**** and loads of c**? Just ONE please!

Why are you SPAMMING the site about Janet’s “corporate debt”. Exactly what are you talking about?

What is a “corporate debt”? Who is it owed to? What does Jesus have to do with it?

Today I thought about you…. Why?? BECAUSE OF PANDAS!!!! YOU USED TO LIKE PANDAS! I hate that now, instead of being with you… I have to remember you…. Ughhh (KMS lol jk)

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you

Rumor has it Preston Manzy dreads his backbush

i saw it on a truck stop chalkboard

Does god speak to you? he as been silent to me since day 1. Yet here I am still holding the faith.

I have no regrets except for the things I haven’t done. That is what I have learned. I’m going to make up for those things I haven’t done.

My uncle taught me about p*** and taught me how to j*******. He showed me p*** where two boys were best friends and jerked off and it made me feel ok about him jerking me off to show me. It was kind of cool to me back then tbh and...