First of all i dont hate my mom nor homophobic,i just f****** hate cheaters.

I don’t want to go to my mom’s hometown ffs. Just because shes meeting with her old classmates and teachers and a not even close relative is getting married,in reality its all LIES. she’s meeting the...

Out of all the Hollywood stars I could possibly look like, why the hell does it have to be young Jack Nicholson!?

People think I’m nice. But they’re gravely mistaken. I only seem nice because I’m not in the position to be a d***. I rely on others to help me out financially, so I have to be nice. Once I’m on my own my true colors will show.

To all those suicidal people, go and do it.

Or go ahead and fix your damn life. You know, through the power of medication and therapy.

And if you say, “I don’t like medication,” then go do supplements. Look up nootropics and depression supplements.

And if you say that...

A ‘Gone With the Wind’ joke bc I’m in classic movie Hell and I can’t figure out a better place to put this:
“Why is your dog named Ashley?”
“Because I had to read ‘Gone With the Wind’ for school when we got her, and Ashley Wilkes is...

worship the god pan

just to give you a quick rundown of myself before i begin my story, im a very shy person. like reallyy shy. over the internet im not because it’s different online than in person. anyway, ive been wanting to get a job so that i could save up and i...

I’ve been dating this guy for a little while, and he’s into games. We wanted to do a date that’s just us, and I thought of going over to his place to play games with him. No s** or whatever, we’re not like that people. So is it ok to...

I’m in love with someone that I barely know and dated briefly. I keep wondering if he loves me too because he seemed like someone that falls hard. Our connection seemed real but maybe it was bad timing or I’m crazy.

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Which one should I go for ? Galaxy S8/9 or iPhone S7+ ? I really need some advices here, but more like logical ones not those ” iPhones are the best because they are pretty” or “Samsungs are the best because they are pretty”.
Thanks

Life after death real or not?

Today I gave my girlfriend’s older sister a ride home from the dmv. She was wearing a long skirt that was like the same fabric as a sundress. When i dropped her off and she got off the car, the sundress sank in between her but cheeks and i just...

i’m obsessed with gay p***. it just seems more intimidate than mxf p***.

I think I am addicted to Second Life, I spend most of my waking hours on there to the point I rarely go out of the house unless I have to.

HELP ME PLEASE!!! I have no Idea how to do the BJ, and i’ve been neglecting my guy s*******… I’m planning on going over to his place later and initiating those sweet sweet hormones. I don’t want him to leave me because i’m inconsiderate or something lol 😛

Full on...

I’ve decided to raise my standards a bit, and I made a list. I’m just sick and tired of giving guys I don’t like a chance. Anyways, here’s my list. If you think I should change anything, let me know.

• Isn’t in a band

• Doesn’t own a windowless...

I think in the midst of a wild argument or even a crazy fight, the only thing that can always put a smile on people’s faces and change the mood is a loud fart.

My wife doesnt trust me still since our relationship started. she doesnt respect my family too. In every single problem her anger is very extreme and she has suicidal tendency. Always try to commit sucide during quarrels.she is a very direct person. I convinced her many about her anger and...

I just spent my first day baby sitting now I just want to masterbate.

I was watching TV and saw this ad for people who are struggling with depression and issues of the like. It’s called NYC WELL. you can text, call or chat–I texted with someone for about 2 hours. the s*** that I disclosed is s*** I couldn’t tell a therapist who...

I was doing good triwd to fight of my fleshly desires i had i w******** about lesbians i am a girl who sruggles with unwanted homo feelings. Im wierd i thought and masturbated about my stepmom s******* in anger.I was molested by people and i molested people before as a...

I have to study for my finals right now since Im all out of “leave it tommorows” but Im like really tired and sleepy rn omg

You were the customer who rudely asked me if I had more sunflowers for sale behind the counter because the ones I had out were “crushed”. I had to explain to you that they were not damaged, but fresh ones that had arrived the day before and they had not...

I’m in love with you Leroy

aye it’s me Z, Z is what I’m called and if ya need my advice say/type ” yo Z ” and ill give ya da best advice i got ta give ya!! oh and ill be at all ya guy’s service, from your favorite peep ~Z

I’m 15 and I haven’t had my period since before school was out, two months ago. I don’t know how to tell my dad. He was away for three weeks and I was home alone. I know he’d be disappointed in me if I’m pregnant and I’d be really disappointed...

I took some small pleasure out of drowning bugs. I’d always pull them out of the water just as they went still, saving them from the brink of death, then putting them back under just as they began moving again. The second time, I wouldn’t pull them out and I’d...

So my brother had this pimple on his earlobe and I popped it for him. It was shooting it pus! Am I the only one fascinated by this? It was so gross and fascinating. Like ewwww but oooohh. I don’t know I’m just weird but it makes me feel better...

Respect and praise the harpo

Last summer, I watched Minecraft videos while eating cereal at two-four in the morning.
Regularly.

“S*** it in and pinch my sides
The scales are betraying me
The mirror is a lie”..

Would you rather:
REEEEEEE
Or
Ex dee (XD)

I could be an assassin if I trained right and got into certain things.

I keep hearing people saying that they hate PC gamers, why? Why are PC gamers bad?

I really don’t like my roommate but I’m stuck with him

I’m really trying to resist the urge to cut myself but its kinda difficult because i have nothing to distract myself with anymore. The thought is always in the back of my mind and every time i think about it my arms feel like there burning. And its not like...

I’m probably going to cut myself again tonight. I can’t resist the temptation anymore…

So I just ordered pizza and this guy had the worst attitude. So I tipped him a dollar. Then as he was leaving, he snatched his pen out of my hand and proceeded to walk away without saying anything.

But as he saw my tip before leaving, he made...

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