I hate texting because everytime I text my friends, they either take me seriously when I’m not being serious at all or don’t take me serious when I’m being serious.

To that Incel on this site that calls all the girls on here, whores and sluts. You can go f*** yourself

I need a f****** reason to live, right now and immediately. I’m so sick and f****** tired of trying s*** and getting my hopes up just to f****** fail. I need a good goddamn reason not to pull the trigger. I’m tired of being alone, I’m tired of having to...

My co worker is a sick vindictive b****! Lol, she brewed our boss’s coffee with one of her used bloody tampons. Case in point don’t ever piss off engineers, we’re stressed, work late hours and have impossible deadlines that never get met, and we only get recognition if someone fucks...

How was your worst relationship like?

The worst relationship I’ve had by far was with this guy we’ll call Jimmy. When we first met, he came off as someone who was very mature. Later down the line, more and more of his immaturity shined through. I’ve never met someone who...

I forgot how much I really dislike my roommate. He eats three ramen packs at a time, eats it noisily and sloppily, doesn’t clean up the pot he used, and doesn’t even bother cleaning his dishes. I want to live by myself. I want to be alone. But I can’t...

i have a question C. do you have something that your emotionally attached to? i didn’t think i did but i do. i actually have 2. im actually going to tell you just because i go to work in 2 hours and im bored waiting. so anyway; on to the...

Ever find it funny how it’s primarily the confessions that involve disgusting interactions with children or minorities (except blacks) that get nearly everyone offended while some that are actually worse in nature are often ignored and even congratulated?

I spend all my money on camgirls. I’ve been homeless almost every other month for 3 years because of it

Sometimes, I wish I could start over. I feel like I’m not good enough for anyone, and I don’t think I ever will be.

This Confession isn’t intended for an audience but I want to somehow express myself and what I feel about a friend, but don’t worry this isn’t a falling in love story this is me expressing probably anger but I don’t know. There was once this pathetic thing we’ve done for...

I’m into i*****. I wish I wasn’t, but I am. I can’t help it. Ever since I was little I’ve had infatuations with female family members. (The good looking ones that is) I once for a brief period of time acted on it with a cousin who was also into...

I know it’s only July, but one thing that bothers me about Halloween is reaching the age where you’re “too old to trick or treat anymore”. How could anyone be “too old” to get free candy??

What is your best advice for living a good life?

I am a loner and stupidly spread a rumour and now have no friends. everyone hates me and im a outcast. my 2 ex bffs also recently reunited and have a wild time and it kills me.

Anyone wanna talk? My name’s Jay btw.

Wow… after reading posts here about people cheating/lying to their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend makes me hate humanity more and more. There’s just no possible way I can turn that hatred around, not gonna happen. No f****** way. Not only that, but gives me a good reason to stay single for the rest...

I visited my Japanese in laws for the first time and my my they are quite bold. They were chuckling and switching between English for me and Japanese amongst themselves calling me all kinds of n*ggers(in Japanese) to my face even called me a half breed n*gger (yes I have...

F*** you to all customers who think you can make fun of me

Hey! I’m bored, so I’m gonna list a bunch of s*** that I thought was interesting. Or you could just call them “shower thoughts”… Enjoy!
1. When you really think about it, the brain named itself (I wrote this in a recent post, but I figured that I might...

There’s nothing wrong with being a music elitist. It’s not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It’s ok to criticize all music. That’s right, all music. But what I do is attack the music but not the listener, if that makes any sense.

I can pretty much get off to anything as long as there is some kind of f****** going on. I even got off to a man f****** the exhaust on his own car once. Not my proudest moment. The only to things I don’t get off to is watching somebody...

I cried at work. I don’t think I can look my co workers in the eye anymore.

Don’t know what’s happening with me everything went worng trying to do something but ends up with hopeless and loss. basically I’m a looser yes I’m a looser, looser is small I’m a biological waste I’m not perfect in any thing i have no personality and all my dreams are...

I eat blocks of ramen without cooking them sometimes

What does it mean when someone wants to see a picture of your handwriting?

I feel like my mother likes my older brother WAY more than me, every time I do something wrong she compares me to him. Example: “When your brother was younger he was the president of the 5,000 role model. He was always so caring and understanding, but you aren’t” at...

I have a fetish for footsie pajamas. Whenever I wear them, I get a b****. I sometimes dream about someone coming in, and tickling/f****** me in my footie pajamas until I’m covered in my s****.

am i the only person that likes mint icecream?

My friend says white people are becoming a minority that they are mutated albinos and they are going extinct because of this. I’m Italian/French and my friend is white. Have anyone heard of this?

I want to kill my girlfriend, cut her to bits, then eat her raw. Then I want to roll around in what’s left. I also want to wear her intestines as scarf and turn her stomach into a purse.

I hate Cardi B. She tries way too hard to be like Nicki Minaj. Her voice is annoying and gross and so are all her fans. Her “music” is terrible and makes me cringe hard to the point where I want to commit suicide.

Sooo, I got out of the military 10 yrs ago, I only did 4 yrs an got out. I spent those 4 in Japan, anyway, fast forward to yesterday, I get this strange text message followed by a phone call from some international child services telling me I have a...

Just stop. Stop talking to me, stop talking about me, stop thinking about me, stop trying to bond, stop trying to get to know me, stop trying to change me, stop reminding me of my faults and mistakes, stop making feel bad about myself, stop making me worry about my...

Online dating isn’t “real dating”. Change my mind.

Once, I was chatting on MSN while I was baked. And I can’t remember to who I was talking, or even what I said, I just remember that what I said to him was something that sounded like “Seven Octopus”. So I was like “Seven Octopus… Hmm… Haha ! STEVEN...

My friend was sleeping over at my house. My parents and brother were all sleeping upstairs while we were downstairs watching tv, playing video games and s***. At around 1 am he asks if this girl can come over (he REALLY wants to get with this girl, and I don’t...

I miss my alien lover

I think I’m in love with my friend.. We are really close, but he moved away to another country recently. He writes me every day, though.
I’m so scared..

My 5 y.o. sister just told me she likes girls and boys. She likes this girl, Sasha, at her kindergarten and I’m so happy she doesn’t make a big deal of it.