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The Grinch
I was at the beach today, nice in Florida. A hottie was sitting on a towel and I was chatting her up. She was wearing a crop top and pan-ties. I’m a pan-ty freak and noticed immediately. I dripped pre juice in my bikini suit and had a wet spot. She lol. Soon after I shot a load of jissum, excused myself and went to clean up in the ocean.
I hate my parents for giving me life in this shithole
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
I have no sympathy for cheaters and liars.
I’m staying single for the rest of my life because people are always filled with disappointment. F*** you and your feelings.
I’m mostly closeted, have a crush on someone the same gender, and my parents are getting divorced. I worry about telling my crush in case I end up moving away and nothing can happen, or it being awkward because they don’t feel the same and I stay, partially because they’re...
God has warned me with your drawings that I have to pay attention to the walls and the untold. God is great. DROP DEAD!
Any agnostics on this site, or is it just filled with atheists constantly bashing ‘God’?
Well.. now I’m just a lonely effin b****.
Dear husband that broke us
I want you to know that I still love and that I wish we could have had a different ending. When we got married I really did expect to spend the rest of my life with you and I really did intend to make it...
I don’t know what to do with my life, I have a beautiful family and decent job, a nice house and pets. I just don’t know what I really want in life.
I’ve got a v*****
Do people like the taste of flavored lip gloss when kissing?
I’m basically an emotional crutch for my friend, pretty much the only one she has, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to kill myself soon. I just don’t know what to do, I don’t want to leave her alone and stranded with nobody to talk to anymore, but I don’t...
I never realized i was ugly and in the wrong body since i met you 660 days ago
I can’t speak when I’m hurt.
It takes all my strength not to dig you up from the ground in which you lay, the biggest part of me, you were the greatest thing and now you’re just a memory to let go of
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I just don’t understand why my aunt (I live with my uncle, aunt and cousin, and the aunt I’m talking about is my uncle’s sister) has to stay in my room when she visits. She uses a blow up mattress, so what’s stopping her from sleeping in the living room...
Is it considered pedophilia when both parties are minors and the age gap is around 6 years? Also without any s***** contact, most is kissing. i.e 16 and 10
iv been told im demisexual since i find s** with out love gross and that i only really feel attracted to people iv made a real bond with but at the same time i like to m********* at other people making love it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling like...
internet debates are bad bc i can’t express my disdain for sjws w/o a hoard of alt right edgelords going on to whine abt how eeeeeeeevillllllll the Trannies™, the Jewishhhhhhhh Meeeeeeeediaaaaaaaa™, and the Low IQ Cucks™ are for Corrupting America And Causing White Geeeeeeeenocideeeeeeee™
i’m scared of what’s gonna happen to me when the truth comes out
I love another girl.
I can never bring myself to respect someone who truly believes “There are more than 2 genders”. I simply can’t.
No, it does not make me “homophobic” and “transphobic”. Stop playing the victim game and stop your whining.
F*** outta here with that pseudoscience b*******.
Are strip clubs really worth going to? Just curious.
i know you all may hate me for saying this but heterophobia and cisphobia are real?? it isnt as bad and i know that but it’s certainly there. the lgbt+ movement is about equality, right? but there some of them go again talking about how every hetero/cishet is the scum...
This site is insane and makes me more scared of humanity. I don’t think I could trust another human being again.
Lol, lots of atheists here are very angry at God. It’s such a shame none of them have an open mind and an open heart to let God and Jesus into their lives. Life without a God is meaningless and depressing. I’d rather die believing in a God than to...
Experiencing you was so strange, almost felt like i knew you but i did not. I wish you a pleasant life, i don’t know the meaning of this but it was so magical
im god
i have a question. my parents are divorced. i go week on, week off with them. my dad is pretty well-off. he grew up poor and became a doctor. however, with my mom and younger sister, there has not been a time that we haven’t struggled with money. so what...
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Today I went to the doctors because I have really bad periods like imagine your period but 10 times worse for 7 days straight I’ll put a few pads on and I’ll wake up in a huge puddle of blood , the doctor is having me take pills to stop...
I feel like my anxiety around people is getting worse. I stay inside for weeks at a time and don’t see anyone outside of three or four people. I feel so fragile like I could snap at any moment if something went remotely wrong. I don’t know what to do...
I’m scared. I feel so panicked like I’m about to die. I have a terrible pain under my jaw and my head feel numb. Sometimes I just want to go to sleep and just not wake up. Ive done some terrible things. I’m so stupid. Why did I have to...
I just discovered that the girl I’m falling in love is a lesbian. I don’t have any problem with it,I am really proud of her, but I cant just forget my feeling and get over it. I don’t know if ill tell or not tell it to her. I just...
I drink so much coffee that when I farted earlier, it smelt like coffee.
So I’m going to grade 11 this year and I would love it if someone could help me out with my school shopping. I have these items:
– Colour Printer – Computer – USB stick that also converts to a SD – 1.5 inch binders (I think)
how do you not be lonely in HS lol
more of a question but who cares. I have a inspiron 5555 running on a AMD A8 with no graphics card. is there a way I can swap both without changing the motherboard also in an inexpensive way? I don’t feel like paying so much money right now
Shout out to the cute waiter who thanked me for helping him clean up a broken dish last night. I was in a blah mood but you made me smile. it s**** when you meet cute strangers and probably won’t see them again
Is nofap good for you?