Love showing off the outline of my uncut penus. I wear thin nylon undies and walk on the beach. Ladies get an eye full, looking and smiling.
Yesterday, Steve, my husband, has been asking about bringing in some extra friendly help. I gave in then I viewed his nozzle. Then I decided who was going first. Steve had to give in. He wasn’t too happy when I mounted him with a r************** style. Not helping out with the situation I moaned look who’s having fun now.
Recently, I attended the concert of my favorite band ever. I’ve been listening to them for as long as I could remember and finally, I could see them in real life. I was astonished – I still am. Even if I was meters away, I extended my love for them...
In the 7th grade, I had my first boyfriend. I didn’t like him like that at all, he was he was a bit odd and all but I had only ever liked him as a friend. But me being me, I told him yes and dated him. And it wasn’t...
i want a boyfriend but i always make conversations weird.they think im pure and innocent but im really not and its annoying.im thinking about just doing some pervy s*** in school.
C, did you think I cheated on you? Because I haven’t even touched another person let alone do that
I like Muttr more.
All my life, I just had this urge to be loved. Never understood what it was until my dad left my mom in 2009 to be with some other chick he was caught in an affair with. My mother would cry herself to sleep. My older sister would always we...
So my mom comes over to my house drunk AF, pisses herself, and falls asleep on my couch…
my parents never let me have my boyfriend over anymore but have anyone else over. I don’t know what he did because he never disrespected my parents or me
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there are some REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hot and s*** girls at my middle school (8th grade), and holy f*** do i wanna cream them. So, need some advice, preferably not r***, xd. Im an 8th grader also, any advice?
I did several spelling mistakes at work while writing a description for a house on sale and now i am afraid that they are going to fire me, it’s my first time working at a real estate company
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My mom threw a huge temper tantrum in the store and pissed herself. Why? Because they didn’t have her favorite chips
I honestly have nothing against drawing diverse characters. It’s actually a lot of fun. But the one thing i find as an extreme pet peeve; is that there’s always gonna be that one whiny group of people who will be offended. All because of how it’s racist, I can’t potray...
This is more of a question to male users. I am a pretty attractive 21 year old girl. I am slim and tall and have been told I have a nice a** so I’m pretty comfortable in my body. However I wish I had bigger b****. How much do guys...
I wish Europe was still white.
I want to punch my wife in the face sometimes. I think she needs it and it would help our relationship to realize I’m not some p**** a** man-boy who will put up with her b*******. But these faggoty a** b******* p**** a** liberal soggy cunts think a dose of...
there are some REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hot and s*** girls at my middle school (8th grade), and holy f*** do i wanna cream them. So, need some advice, preferably not r***, xd.
I put ‘other’ because I’m not sure if ‘a fantasy’ really fits. I think I would just put a fear and this isn’t much of a confession but more of relieving stress. Anyways! I’m scared of the future, not like if I’m scared of not getting a job...
Women, do you think you could pick your p**** out of a photo line-up? That is, if you were presented with 10 p**** pics, close-ups, nothing else but p**** lips and a***, would you be able to say “that one’s mine!”
I don’t know how I feel or what I am feeling (Hense the category). I am having feelings for a colleague at work I don’t know whether they are just s***** feeling or something more. The thing is I have a gf and I’m not one of them people who...
S*** MY D*** B**** . . . . if you wann it this is my number +56964747799
my friend said he saw a UFO i thought he was crazy but hes very serious and never jokes about things and yesterday he admitted he was abducted and started to cry. i never saw him like this he said it was in broad day light. idk what to think...
Last night in the park I watched a short kind of a over weight black boy screw a blonde nice looking white boy, I know the white boy is 18. The black was probably about the same age, hard to tell, the white boy just let him do it, while...
Why do so many people idolize and love Pablo Escobar?
I think im addicted, or just very fond of shooting up meth and masrurbating while watching p***
I don’t like compliments, gifts, or favors. It feels weird, especially from strangers.
Just don’t talk to me and throw food into the cave and we’ll be friends ok bye ?
I talked to her today. We had a nice conversation. Wow she is so adorably attractive, not just physically – her eyes and smile brighten the darkest of days – but her intelligence and overall personality. She actually touched my arm and shoulder with her hand as I was leaving....
How does female m*********** even work? Everybody only seems to acknowledge male m*********** and honestly I have no clue how female m*********** works. My family pretends that m*********** regardless of gender doesn’t exist and I can’t just go up to my girl friends and ask them. Also my computer won’t...
please tell me some gay stories
I confess that I wronged God very heavily
I am 18 years old and I have never had an o*****. I discovered m*********** at young age like everyone else did but I just haven’t you know..finished the deed. I mean I desperately want to but I can’t help but to think I’m missing something to all of this.
To the person spamming “I cannot stand/I hate white people”…
Go back to Africa where you and your kind belong and die of starvation and aids. Brainless cotton picking n*****.
Pretty shocked by the amount of people talking about f****** their sisters on this website
I hope my stepdad f****** dies.
Spit on me
Kick me
Slap me
Pee on me
Punch me (Choose one please)
I was forced by a smeely edgy man to confess having a tainted mind
I don’t want to be a bad guy but well im autistic and I just do not have a choice sure I actually am actually a good nice guy but well being autistic overshadows that and so im just seen as some truly bad person and so if that’s how...
My little sister is 10. I’m 15 (and a girl too). Both of us have really gotten into the original Full House series after watching Fuller House on Netflix. Recently we watched that one episode where DJ and Stephanie accidentally get handcuffed together and stuck that way because they don’t...
I know that we’ve been snowed in for days And we haven’t felt the sun Storm has come, but I feel better off when I’m alone If we ever make it past, with nothin’ left (true love, true love, true love, true love)
[Chorus] Don’t...