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My mom threw a huge temper tantrum in the store and pissed herself. Why? Because they didn’t have her favorite chips

I honestly have nothing against drawing diverse characters. It’s actually a lot of fun. But the one thing i find as an extreme pet peeve; is that there’s always gonna be that one whiny group of people who will be offended. All because of how it’s racist, I can’t potray...

This is more of a question to male users. I am a pretty attractive 21 year old girl. I am slim and tall and have been told I have a nice a** so I’m pretty comfortable in my body. However I wish I had bigger b****. How much do guys...

I wish Europe was still white.

I want to punch my wife in the face sometimes. I think she needs it and it would help our relationship to realize I’m not some p**** a** man-boy who will put up with her b*******. But these faggoty a** b******* p**** a** liberal soggy cunts think a dose of...

there are some REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hot and s*** girls at my middle school (8th grade), and holy f*** do i wanna cream them. So, need some advice, preferably not r***, xd.

I put ‘other’ because I’m not sure if ‘a fantasy’ really fits. I think I would just put a fear and this isn’t much of a confession but more of relieving stress.
Anyways! I’m scared of the future, not like if I’m scared of not getting a job...

Women, do you think you could pick your p**** out of a photo line-up? That is, if you were presented with 10 p**** pics, close-ups, nothing else but p**** lips and a***, would you be able to say “that one’s mine!”

I don’t know how I feel or what I am feeling (Hense the category). I am having feelings for a colleague at work I don’t know whether they are just s***** feeling or something more. The thing is I have a gf and I’m not one of them people who...

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my friend said he saw a UFO i thought he was crazy but hes very serious and never jokes about things and yesterday he admitted he was abducted and started to cry. i never saw him like this he said it was in broad day light. idk what to think...

Last night in the park I watched a short kind of a over weight black boy screw a blonde nice looking white boy, I know the white boy is 18. The black was probably about the same age, hard to tell, the white boy just let him do it, while...

Why do so many people idolize and love Pablo Escobar?

I think im addicted, or just very fond of shooting up meth and masrurbating while watching p***

I don’t like compliments, gifts, or favors. It feels weird, especially from strangers.

Just don’t talk to me and throw food into the cave and we’ll be friends ok bye ?

I talked to her today. We had a nice conversation. Wow she is so adorably attractive, not just physically – her eyes and smile brighten the darkest of days – but her intelligence and overall personality. She actually touched my arm and shoulder with her hand as I was leaving....

How does female m*********** even work? Everybody only seems to acknowledge male m*********** and honestly I have no clue how female m*********** works. My family pretends that m*********** regardless of gender doesn’t exist and I can’t just go up to my girl friends and ask them. Also my computer won’t...

please tell me some gay stories

I confess that I wronged God very heavily

I am 18 years old and I have never had an o*****. I discovered m*********** at young age like everyone else did but I just haven’t you know..finished the deed. I mean I desperately want to but I can’t help but to think I’m missing something to all of this.

To the person spamming “I cannot stand/I hate white people”…

Go back to Africa where you and your kind belong and die of starvation and aids. Brainless cotton picking n*****.

Pretty shocked by the amount of people talking about f****** their sisters on this website

I hope my stepdad f****** dies.

Spit on me

Kick me

Slap me

Pee on me

Punch me (Choose one please)

I was forced by a smeely edgy man to confess having a tainted mind

I don’t want to be a bad guy but well im autistic and I just do not have a choice sure I actually am actually a good nice guy but well being autistic overshadows that and so im just seen as some truly bad person and so if that’s how...

My little sister is 10. I’m 15 (and a girl too). Both of us have really gotten into the original Full House series after watching Fuller House on Netflix. Recently we watched that one episode where DJ and Stephanie accidentally get handcuffed together and stuck that way because they don’t...

I know that we’ve been snowed in for days
And we haven’t felt the sun
Storm has come, but I feel better off when I’m alone
If we ever make it past, with nothin’ left
(true love, true love, true love, true love)

[Chorus]
Don’t...

everytime I speak to a boy they make out that they never think of perverted stuff and it disappoints me

I told my mother I was pregnant as a joke one time and she nearly kicked me out. She didn’t let me back in her house until I took a test. So, yeah, be careful about joking sometimes.

My wife Marge and I visit my dad on the farm occasionally and give him a hand with the chores. At almost 60, he’s not as young as he used to be and he appreciates the help. Now, I don’t know how it began but for the past couple years,...

Okay, I’m 11 in an all girl’s school in the 7th grade.(Don’t ask why.) And in the other section there’s this girl who is the same age as me and I’m friends with and her crush has a crush on her and shes 12. So a week her crush confessed...

Alright f***, this is getting out of hand. I came home to them making out, naked on my f****** bed. My brother and my bestfriend (idek if we’re even that close anymore. He spends all his time with Damian. God f***) I’m officially blinded for life, that was so f******...

I wonder, of all people, why did he choose me? Surely, he can get any girl he sets his eyes on. I don’t deserve someone like him… He’s ridiculously handsome, an amazing cook, and too sweet.. I, on the other hand, fail at everything I try to do. I’m just...

Gonna ask my guys out there, who’s hotter? A girl who’s outgoing and fun with loads of confidence or a shy girl who likes to keep more quiet and to herself?

Maybe we will be ghosts forever

After Brexit, the company had an emergency meeting and stated they were doing cuts. They’ve asked some staff to consider taking redundancy as they can’t afford to keep everyone. I’ve heard some other people are experiencing the same thing.

What exactly are the pros of Brexit?

does anyone know if there’s a website where i can make suicide pacts with someone? asking for a friend, naturally

To the person spamming “I cannot stand/I hate white people”…

Go back to Africa where you and your kind belong and die of starvation and aids. Brainless cotton picking n*****.