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I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.

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A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called
RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS!
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“Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band.
Instead,
it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.
Context and Usage
The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories
or undesirable gig offers
(e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).
Internet Humor:
It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms
and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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bloc party – banquet

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8 years

Are all the confession real ..??

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8 years

so tonight im finally going to do it. ive tried to hold on for so long, but now i really cant do it any longer. this stupid thing i did has haunted me for years and it wont stop, it wont stop until i finally give in to the sorrow....

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Spoiler this will be long so grab some popcorn. So where do I begin. Well childhood seems like the place so let’s start there. I’m a child of divorce. My mom married an abusive narcissist and I had to deal with the fallout. To say I was isolated growing up...

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When I was very young an adult female, a stranger, had s** with me for my first experience. It just happened that my p**** was over-developed for my age. She got on top and did all the work, until she was satisfied, but I was shocked. I developed psychogenic amnesia,...

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8 years

I really love HL marigold banana milk. My love for banana milk is endless.

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8 years

The way a LOT of black people talk annoys the f*** out of me

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8 years

I miss our interactions, LBS. The s** was amazing, but I miss the carefree fun more.

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8 years

I want to be abused and raped again, Except by an attractive guy that doesn’t know me and is a stranger this time. Not a Narcissistic man w****.

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8 years

People always underestimate me. And tbh in most situations I’m ok with it. I don’t like the spotlight. But I don’t f*** with people that try to talk to me after leaving me on read for three weeks. Like I know I’m nice and don’t seem like someone that knows...

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8 years

There is a driver who drives so badly in a SUV in California. That stupid driver almost crashes into anything or anyone. F*** that driver.

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8 years

It’s been one year since I’ve fallen in love with my friend. Last June, I made a promise to myself try to move on because I’m tired. Everything was calm for the next two months, I never talked to him in college. Suddenly, last october on my birthday, he asked...

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8 years

I confess that I wronged her and all of them. They lost their life.

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8 years

I confess all my bad karmas and debts.

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8 years

I don’t know whether or not kissing at a younger age is a good thing or a sin, but I wanted to confess here and now in case it is one and to be sure that it isn’t.

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8 years

I have been obsessed with a certain celebrity since they started out. I have loved them since I was 5 years old and throughout the years my love for them has grown. They have helped me through so so much as my childhood was really rough. Recently my closest friend...

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8 years

One thing I realize from this life is that the universe is a massive scale of balance and counter balance in everything. In chemistry you must balance chemicals in a reaction in math both sides of an equation must be equal and in life the universe wants blood, yours to...

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8 years

I finally got my MPC X to control my ASR X Pro via MIDI by activating port A to D on the MPC X and turning off the internal pad settings off on the ASR X Pro. Now all I gotta do is setup the patchbay so I can record...

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8 years

I really think women should wear underwear on dates even though they are trying to be s***, I know some of y’all are ready but damn, vaginal discharge ain’t cute to look at, at the dinner table. Even though the girl was hot I had trouble finishing my steak, watching...

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8 years

Testing…

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8 years

Why do people hate on cheating so much? Cheating on someone is just such an amazing feeling. In my opinion at least, especially if you’re cheating with someone who hates your guts. The feeling of not being caught, the risks, the excitement just gives me such a thrill and keeps...

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8 years

Should I call the police. My mom is drunk and she keeps screaming and yelling and being very very verbal. She is the only adult supervision in the house and she is a wasted trainwreck. She can barely stand and she can barely speak. Should I call the police even...

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I was reading an article titled “Why I never want Babies” and it really struck a chord with me. The women around my age in Korea are part of a generation that has been dubbed the “Sampo” generation. The word “sampo” means to give up three things – relationships, marriage...

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8 years

I like putting peanut butter onto sticks of celery and eating them as a combo.

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8 years

If you majored in chemistry in college you are probably broke as hell. Man Why TF do they put you through pure academic hell in school when the degree barely gets you more than a school teachers salary. A little advice though for others like me, put the knowledge to...

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8 years

What is up with you people? I see all these views of confessions, but hardly anyone votes, why is that? It’s not hard, it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s your right damnit. Sometimes, not often, there are more comments than votes. Why is that? It takes a lot more time...

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I had a bestfriend when I was smaller, we’ll call her Jenny as that is no where near her actual name.

We went to the same preschool and school and would have even went on to be in the same class if her mother wouldn’t have moved her to...

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This is no big deal but you might want to hear it anyway. I love my niece who is a beautiful young girl of 15 turning 16. But I am a man and I am normal so there have been times when I have had lewd thought about her. I...

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8 years

I lived a life of selfish self worship and evil deeds.
Made multiple deals with Satan and God have stolen, lusted, lied, raped, bore false witness.
Please forgive me in Jesus name.

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8 years

I hate my roommates and so called friends. I’m going through a really rough patch money wise and haven’t eaten in two days because of it. Well they ordered pizza and I asked for a slice because I was starving. They said no because they’re “broke” and “this is all...

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8 years

My coworker is gorgeous and we get along really well. I’ve had a strange feeling for him since the moment I was near him. He’s a good dude who loves his girlfriend and his girlfriend’s daughter. I feel awful feeling so strongly for him when I want to respect our...

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I worked on a chemical engineering/infrastructure project in Brazil. From my experiences there, I’ve come to realize 1 truth, these people want absolute jackshit out of life and can’t even See the logic in being a productive human being. Brazil is a s*** hole where I witnessed the absolute worst...

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Good morning, everyone except white male terrorists who cant refrain from mass shooting random innocent people for no good goddamned reason whatsoever. I hope the REST of you safety on your daily outings to church, the grocery store, school, Thousand Oaks, etc. Ya’ know, places where WE normies shouldn’t have...

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I’m 15 and I’m bi but I don’t really like people my age I normally talk and date older people 16-23 and I’m really submissive and I’m a virgin because I’m just afraid that I’m just not going to be good enough for them:(

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8 years

I cannot put up with people who have schizophrenia and has multiple personalities. I wouldn’t date that kind of person especially. That’s a big nope for me, dawg. I don’t need that much stress in my life.

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8 years

So glad that black teacher beat the f*** out of that little arrogant s*** and made an example of of his worthless skinny soon to be another jailed minority a**. I gave to that teachers go fund me with pleasure. To parents that don’t give a f***, control your s***...

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8 years

F*** you, you p************. I cannot wait for the day when karma comes for yo a**

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8 years

I have no wi-fi or access to computers at work or data plan on my cell phone as a way to intentionally disconnect while I’m at work

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8 years

who speaks malay here

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8 years

I diggs in ma booty first thang in tha morning and put ma finger under the first sleeping person I see. You betta not falls asleep in public. Ima gitchu.

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