Gobble gobble, b****** ?

playing twister with my friend and her 2 sons, one had the nerve to hump me from behind when i was bent over. Friend didnt stop him, her laughing only encouraged him

I am getting stitches removed tomorrow and I am really scared, does anyone here know how much it hurts?

I definitely prefer Physics over Chemistry. For those who are interested in taking grade 11 chemistry and/or physics, read my following opinions and advice.

Physics:
I believe physics is easier than chemistry due to the fact that it’s mostly just working with theories and mathematics. If you’re not good...

You left an impression on me. Quite the mark. Wasn’t prepared for that to be honest. I have to get you off my mind so…I forgive you for not being enough. I forgive you for leaving like you did. I forgive you for bullshiting me and yourself. I forgive your...

I want to die but don’t have enough courage to.

Why is everyone on here so disgusting?

Can any one tell me how to keep in touch with my feelings as every time I date someone and they keep telling me you’re empty you need to keep in touch with your feelings

I was just in San Diego, CA, and a random 5’3″ 140lb Hispanic woman wearing a black Marc Jacobs crossbody bag, black Birkenstocks, black skinny jeans, a gray cropped sweater cardigan, and a blue blouse came up to me, spewed racist words at me unprovoked, and then she placed both...

Do any women secretly enjoy when other men hit on you? Does anyone else fantasize about hot guys from work, or that you’ve met somewhere? I’ve been with my boyfriend for a few years and the s** is great. Yet I still quite often think about f****** other guys. A...

When someone pays with a credit card at my work, their name pops up on my screen. If it’s a h********, I remember the name and look her up on Facebook when I go on my break. Occasionally I’ll get lucky and find a Facebook profile full of bikini pics....

Please tell EVERYONE you know not to eat romaine lettuce, the strand of E. coli found in the infections is one of the worst and pretty deadly. Sharing with your family and friends could save their lives

I am h**** and lying in bed next to my wife and all I can think about is my mother in law in the next room.
I want her to catch me walking around in my boxers at night but i am afraid she will freak out..

You’ll never know how much I love you, and even though I can never be with you, or tell you how I feel, I’ll always be there for you, always. Bree, my love, I’ll never leave you like they did.

Okay so I sell nudes but tbh I’m underage and usually I don’t tell them I am when I send nudes but recently I was on tumblr and someone randomly asked how old I was and when I told him I was only 15 he offered to pay me tons...

P*** is wack as f***. I’d rather use my imagination.

So there’s this guy in my class… He’s white and I’m African American, I like him and I told 3 of my friends that I did and he continues to ask me who is it I like L… After thanksgiving I’m telling him. But I’m scared he would not want...

Truth be told, I never had much faith I you. It’s why I tried to end it 2 weeks after we started to see each other outside of work.

That the one thing that I regret not sticking to, but at the same time, at least I knew it...

WTF do you mean task manager isn’t responding you peice of c***. TMs job is to close s*** that ain’t responding.

I approach random girls out in public and pay them to flash me. Sometimes they let me take pictures.

I am a Direct Support Professional for people with intellectual disabilities and I really enjoy spending time with most of my clients but one. He is a vile and disgusting waste of resources who has no remorse for punching everyone everyday. He hits his mother and us staff. I want...

I think i may have been s******* assaulted by my crush but im still talking to him, this is the only way i can forget it even happened.

So i put my d**** on a bear to prop it up and f*** I know it’s weird and I’m not proud of it. After I propped it up my grandma called me to help in the kitchen and my f****** uncle went in my room for the computer, I...

Help me settle an argument…
Is inviting a total stranger to visit you via social media creepy?
When I say total stranger, they have had no previous interaction prior to him asking her to visit.

You wanna f*** with me, I’ll f*** you back. We for an eye. Don’t come at me with the heat unless you’re prepared to get burned yourself. Idc who you are. You could be my mother, my boss, a friend. Don’t start no s*** there won’t be no s***.

I want to wear sweater vest like that guy on project x but scared my parents will judge me. (I judge people too guess it’s part of the genes.)

confessions time wohoo

E – please stop being an attention w**** you aren’t funny
G – you s***, no one likes you, go away
K – you’re the dumbest & edgiest thot i know and you aren’t cool so stop trying
A – stop complaining to me,...

How would I destroy someone from the inside-out? The person deserves it….

F*** all that double standard b*******, man.

It’s 100% natural and good for women to be s*****, express themselves s******* and to have kinks!! ❤❤❤ Let em all spread their legs wide and enjoy the wild ride!! ???? There, I said it! ? Life is too short to listen to...

So next week im going to a concert and my crush is going to be there i really want to tell him that i like him we been talkin recently about how our lives are. Should i tell him.?

There’s this guy that I really like, and I think that he likes me back? I’m not really sure because he flirts with a lot of girls, but I wanted to ask him out and I wasn’t sure the most appropriate time to do so? I was thinking either on...

My step-son is a little a****** and his dad doesn’t seem to worry about the fact that he’s going to grow up to be a big a******. He’s rude and mouthy and picks on my cat. I’m so fed up with him that since my boyfriend feels guilty punishing him...

My girlfriend confessed to me that she got in the shower with her male friend. She say’s they made out and he massaged her t*** and some other stuff but they didn’t have s**, as if that’s supposed to make it ok…

this ain’t a confession but i just saw an advertisement to order the book of mormon on one of those h******* “i have all these weird fetishes” confessions and i legit laughed so hard.

Is it possible to love someone so much but not in a s*****/romantic way? Like more than sibling level?
I love my best friend so so much but hes going away to college soon and I’m going to die when that happens. I’m gonna miss him so much.

Roll Tide!

My mother in law is staying with us
The last time I was wearing a sleeveless shirt and I caught her sneaking glances at me body. She later told my wife that she didnt realise I was so muscular.
She is here for one more week so I...

The only thing I hate about my job is dealing with the people I work with. We’re all supposed to follow and know the same rules, but there are majority of us that don’t and get away with it.

Only two weeks until no nut November ends and holy s*** I don’t even think I’ll make it.

I have a crush on my sister in law.. she lives in another city so i dont see her much..
I have s** with my wife and pretend its her.