Please tell EVERYONE you know not to eat romaine lettuce, the strand of E. coli found in the infections is one of the worst and pretty deadly. Sharing with your family and friends could save their lives

I am h**** and lying in bed next to my wife and all I can think about is my mother in law in the next room.
I want her to catch me walking around in my boxers at night but i am afraid she will freak out..

You’ll never know how much I love you, and even though I can never be with you, or tell you how I feel, I’ll always be there for you, always. Bree, my love, I’ll never leave you like they did.

Okay so I sell nudes but tbh I’m underage and usually I don’t tell them I am when I send nudes but recently I was on tumblr and someone randomly asked how old I was and when I told him I was only 15 he offered to pay me tons...

P*** is wack as f***. I’d rather use my imagination.

So there’s this guy in my class… He’s white and I’m African American, I like him and I told 3 of my friends that I did and he continues to ask me who is it I like L… After thanksgiving I’m telling him. But I’m scared he would not want...

Truth be told, I never had much faith I you. It’s why I tried to end it 2 weeks after we started to see each other outside of work.

That the one thing that I regret not sticking to, but at the same time, at least I knew it...

WTF do you mean task manager isn’t responding you peice of c***. TMs job is to close s*** that ain’t responding.

I approach random girls out in public and pay them to flash me. Sometimes they let me take pictures.

I am a Direct Support Professional for people with intellectual disabilities and I really enjoy spending time with most of my clients but one. He is a vile and disgusting waste of resources who has no remorse for punching everyone everyday. He hits his mother and us staff. I want...

I think i may have been s******* assaulted by my crush but im still talking to him, this is the only way i can forget it even happened.

So i put my d**** on a bear to prop it up and f*** I know it’s weird and I’m not proud of it. After I propped it up my grandma called me to help in the kitchen and my f****** uncle went in my room for the computer, I...

Help me settle an argument…
Is inviting a total stranger to visit you via social media creepy?
When I say total stranger, they have had no previous interaction prior to him asking her to visit.

You wanna f*** with me, I’ll f*** you back. We for an eye. Don’t come at me with the heat unless you’re prepared to get burned yourself. Idc who you are. You could be my mother, my boss, a friend. Don’t start no s*** there won’t be no s***.

I want to wear sweater vest like that guy on project x but scared my parents will judge me. (I judge people too guess it’s part of the genes.)

confessions time wohoo

E – please stop being an attention w**** you aren’t funny
G – you s***, no one likes you, go away
K – you’re the dumbest & edgiest thot i know and you aren’t cool so stop trying
A – stop complaining to me,...

How would I destroy someone from the inside-out? The person deserves it….

F*** all that double standard b*******, man.

It’s 100% natural and good for women to be s*****, express themselves s******* and to have kinks!! ❤❤❤ Let em all spread their legs wide and enjoy the wild ride!! ???? There, I said it! ? Life is too short to listen to...

So next week im going to a concert and my crush is going to be there i really want to tell him that i like him we been talkin recently about how our lives are. Should i tell him.?

There’s this guy that I really like, and I think that he likes me back? I’m not really sure because he flirts with a lot of girls, but I wanted to ask him out and I wasn’t sure the most appropriate time to do so? I was thinking either on...

My step-son is a little a****** and his dad doesn’t seem to worry about the fact that he’s going to grow up to be a big a******. He’s rude and mouthy and picks on my cat. I’m so fed up with him that since my boyfriend feels guilty punishing him...

My girlfriend confessed to me that she got in the shower with her male friend. She say’s they made out and he massaged her t*** and some other stuff but they didn’t have s**, as if that’s supposed to make it ok…

this ain’t a confession but i just saw an advertisement to order the book of mormon on one of those h******* “i have all these weird fetishes” confessions and i legit laughed so hard.

Is it possible to love someone so much but not in a s*****/romantic way? Like more than sibling level?
I love my best friend so so much but hes going away to college soon and I’m going to die when that happens. I’m gonna miss him so much.

Roll Tide!

My mother in law is staying with us
The last time I was wearing a sleeveless shirt and I caught her sneaking glances at me body. She later told my wife that she didnt realise I was so muscular.
She is here for one more week so I...

The only thing I hate about my job is dealing with the people I work with. We’re all supposed to follow and know the same rules, but there are majority of us that don’t and get away with it.

Only two weeks until no nut November ends and holy s*** I don’t even think I’ll make it.

I have a crush on my sister in law.. she lives in another city so i dont see her much..
I have s** with my wife and pretend its her.

Whenever I watch p*** on Pornhub and I notice the stereotypical “Woman fucked by BBC” videos that the p*** industry continually pushes. I automatically search for “Black women fucked by big white c****” and m********* to it, just to try and undo the brainwashing. Why do myths like this still...

she wants to kill me 🙂

My wife is out of town all weekend. I just had s** with a longtime female friend and it was AWESOME. She’s on birth control, so I fucked her without a condom and had her squeeze my d*** real tight while I blew my load inside of her.

After watching my dad waste away and die from a brain tumor when I was 15, I would go into these dissociative states with only a vague memory of what happened during them after I “woke” up. I had only experienced a couple of episodes, when, One day, I had...

Who want me to hit my mom for her acting stupid coment and say yes nd i will do it i hat her shes a w**** and i hope she burn in hell for being such a stupid s*** she rid every dic she see cant kep it in her...

I took a s*** on the floor and blamed it on my dog I want to do it again

I have to admit, my story doesn’t sound like reality. It probably won’t to those reading it. But I don’t care. As long as my story is heard, I will be happy.
A short time ago, I was being operated on to fix a genetic deformity (pectus excavatum) that...

I hope I’m able to find someone who doesn’t want kids at all. I can’t stand being around kids and I want nothing to do with them.

I can’t believe my parents would go as far as to say “You might get married and have kids one day! You’ll give...

Rich people don’t deserve their money

I went and visited a friend 8 years ago. We hung out with his gf and were drinking earlier that day. He tells me that he knows this girl that wants to meet me and she’s on birth control and him and his gf invite her over. This girl keeps...

I personally think that Tiffany Haddish’s voice is really annoying