tomorrow is my birthday and all I feel like doing is hanging myself. I’m under 18, so I can’t run away from my psychotic parents, and my mother’s obsessed with celebrating my birthday which is not something I want to do. Also, I’m dying literally. I won’t make it to...

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I’m getting married to a Nazi but I don’t care if I get disowned by my family I love him unconditionally and the heart wants what the heart wants he is my king

My mom is in is out of the mental place again, I don’t see how you would like your own son and say that to the man you married. Sometimes I think she’s faking it, Faking like shes crazy and that she doesn’t know what she’s doing other times I...

Is it wrong to like someone in a straight sort of way?
What I mean is, my best friend – I love him to death. I love him to the moon and back, but not in a romantic or s***** way, but the appreciation is so strong that maybe...

Holy f****** s***. Fleece Johnson, the Booty Warrior, as made famous on locked up and the boondocks, is on the bus with me right now.

There’s tons of jokes to be made, but I’m not messing with a man who loves to r*** other men.

I said this a couple of years ago. Sometimes Karma shows up indirectly. It may hit someone close to you and then you have to sit and watch them hurt and in pain, because of the hurt you caused someone else.

Okay, so I whenever I would do something bad, instead of talking to me my mom would grab and axe and threaten me or lock me out of the house when it’s raining or hot outside. She also hits me and my sister whenever she’s mad at us for the...

I don’t hate Bts but their fans are so damn annoying. I was talking about some music or boygroup tht i like. I’m not even spreading hates or comparing but then this army just suddenly said tht bts has better songs and tht thyre more popular etc etc…b****..i’m not even...

I had s** with a virgin today!!! It was so hot, her p**** was bleeding and her moans were everything and more. S***, even though It’s over I’m still getting aroused just thinking about it.

My boyfriend is Muslim and I am not. He is dating me behind his parents back, and he has a circle of Muslim friends that he loves and they don’t know about me. It feels like he is living two lives. He knows a lot about his religion and has...

I pretended to be all embarrassed when my daughter yanked off Santa’s beard, but I actually told her to do it.

My boyfriend bit a pimple on my face it was strange at first but I got a bit turned on by it

So my dad just had a new girlfriend and they are really happy with each other, but they are so f****** gross. Even when my and my baby brother are sitting watching tv with them they are french kissing, he’s squeezing and slapping her b*** and putting his hand on...

Are there any young bi women that are into older women? My wife just came to terms with her bi s********. I support her exploring her feelings and told her it would just be for her. I don’t plan on being around for “the deed” but she’s attracted to younger...

if i cut myself again my mom says im going into a suicide watch type of thing.

im not good at anything, my grades aren’t good, i s*** at public speaking, i have no musical talents,and nothings special about my body either. i know i sound like a spoiled brat who wants to be best in the world at everything but im not. i just want something...

In in a LDR with my boyfriend, now my fiancee. Lately, i feel he is just ignoring me. He reads my texts and not reply. When im not in the mood, he just disappears and not even gonna bother. I feel he just want to be with me in the...

I feel like I’m reaching for the impossible and yet, the only thing I’m reaching for is the will to live the next day.

I’m usually friend with majority of the people I meet but today I met this one specific person that just angers me with the first thing that came out of his mouth. This rarely happens but I felt like I wanted to punch someone so hard that my fist would...

Here’s what I want for Christmas. Men, stop wearing brown shoes with blue or black suits. Let’s all contact shoe manufacturers, Chinese speakers please help, and get them to make mens’ dark blue dress shoes. Guys? Waddaya say? Make my dream come true!

I am a trans gal and I have forever wanted to just be a hella hot girl and show off my body and actually be someone that people look at and want to f*** immediately… I’ll never get to though because I will forever be doomed to look like a...

im honestly here because i have to get something off my chest, so i had no idea what category to put it in. so, recently i found some clearblue pregnancy tests in the bathroom. im underage and have no interest in s** and s*** like that and the only other...

After months of figuring out whether or not I should follow a certain religion or the one my parents believe in (Catholicism)…

I just don’t understand religion in general. It’s all confusing and irrelevant. I don’t think I need it to have morals and to be a good person. Especially...

I tried to kill myself 7 times, i don’t have any friend, or love, i’m so lonely. I just hate my life.

I am an entitled b****. L. Ronaldi

Wowwwwww. The customer service folks at liberal STARBUCKS have to be THE MOST insulting people I have EVER dealt with- which was due to THEIR ERROR.

The deets: go to Starbucks to complete challenge to get 75 stars, which requires you order...

my health anxiety is getting out of hand. i think every little thing is going to kill me. i tried to force myself to vomit tonight because i ate a piece of food i dropped on the floor without thinking, out of fear of it somehow being contaminated with god...

Watch out married men your wives are mine

Call me pirate queen “Clam s*****”

“Ha my wife isn’t gay”
I can change that

“Why married women” gives me something to laugh at while I get eaten out

If you hadn’t guessed yet I’m a lesbian “pirate”

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I feel as though I’ll get attacked on Tumblr if I post this but it’s been bothering me.

I watch Voltron Legendary Defenders with my lil brother (he’s 10) and I’m a member of the fandom but I don’t ship the characters. VLD is too cute for me to ship...

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I’m banging my married co-worker.

My Mom is going to Disney without us again.

How exactly does the human body process s****? Like, if it was ALL you took in, would you piss it out or s*** it?

I don’t care about charities. So what if someone’s dying from an illness. We are all dying. Sure it’s sad, but does it really matter? No, there’s nothing that will change no matter what you do. Sure you can ease the pain but the harsh truth is they’re still dying....

Im glad the world’s coming to an end.
Everyone fucks up and no one owns up to their mistakes. We all deserve to perish.

My sister did a dumb a** teenager thing and dyed her hair. It looks cheap and disappointing, I mentioned that she should’ve dyed her hair a darker color. Then my mother got pissed at me and threatened to beat me in the car. She keeps doing this even after saying...

I hate when black women eat and make loud a** noises

My parents keep trying to force me into their tired religious beliefs. They constantly belittle my life because im lesbian and they dont care at all that they are making me feel like the only relief is to end my life. Im 27.

I am an artist and I do comissions for people. I have to make dozen christmas cards and two winter paintings and I absolutley hate drawing Christmas stuff… HATE it.