Yesterday was the 27th anniversary of the fall of the Soviet Union

not a cnfession, an actual question here. I’m in uni and I have this obligatory informatics course but my a****** teacher hasn’t showed up since the year started. A classmate who’s repeating the year told me that last year he sent them a Word manual right before the exam which...

WTF is up with my internet speed? I just want to jerk it to some p***

I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE PRETENDING AND TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON HERE. LIKE EVERYBODY IS FUCKED UP LIKE THAT THATS WHY THIS F-ING SITE EXISTS SO DONT JUDGE AND JUST GO. kys everyone ./.

some people here are so emotionally scarred that its beautiful.

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I taught my pet female gorilla how to surf the internet. I’m amazed at how smart she is. Clearly, apes are intelligent beings.

I listened to audio p*** and masturbated at 2am.

Merry Christmas from China to all my friends in America and the west.

Merry Christmas!

i have my headphones plugged in my chromebook and when i send or receive a message and have the chat open in whatever app i hear this weird thing that sounds like tv static. i think something is tracking me.

hippocrips

To all my western friends:

Merry Christmas from China!

Merry Christmas from China to my western friends!

It’s Jesus Christ’s birthday today.

im extremely addicted to the internet and video games and s*** and i cant stop it,. i dont know what to do ive literally considered comitting suicide because im super super in love with this one fictional character (ill call him “K”). everytime i see him my heart like skips...

My little brother caught me jerking off but i don’t think he knows exactly what i was doing.

I had a great xmas with my parents. I am at home instead of going to the family dinner. I have a branch of my family I no longer speak to and wish not to interact with anymore due to a multitude of reasons. After years of putting up with...

Hail Satan

Last night I was at birthday/early Christmas Party and I got drunk as well as other people (friends). This party was just friends btw. At one point in the party I got emotional because i recently had a break up. I went to the restroom for some time alone and...

What is it like to date a black women?

Is there a way for a guy (myself) to tell another guy (my best friend) that I love him without sounding gay? Just in a BFF friendly sort of way? I don’t want it to come off wrong but yk

Lindsay, Dean, Jonathan og Deborah Stickever, der er vejen til mistede spædbørn, som ingen dødelig bør turde gå.

I really can’t stay (Baby it’s cold outside)
I gotta go away (Baby it’s cold outside)
This evening has been (Been hoping that you’d dropped in)
So very nice (I’ll hold your hands they’re just like ice)
My mother will start to worry (Beautiful what’s your...

I hope you all have a merry christmas! My wish is for all of you to be happy!

I am writing my confession in regards to my habit in self-gratification and what I used to help stimulate myself in needs of s***** gratification. Ever since I was 12 I learned how to m********* and when the internet came into form I found a means to visually gratify myself....

Oh my god, I just really want today to be over with already

I went camping and woke up to a b****** from someone unexpected

CORVALLUS here, wishing everyone Seed-sons Breeding and Merry J***-más! Stay Raw, make sure those Backsnatches are Bred, and keep it Live and Sleazy!

Listen to me please. People might say your not worth it. That you should die. That your just a waste of air and space. They might call you names, spread rumors, break you down, beat you up emotionally and physically, say that your a monster, and just over all people...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 🎄

I think I may be a sociopath/psychopath. Mainly because I am realizing I crave and enjoy hurting others emotionally. I have been leading on a guy who is in love with me for 5 years now. I’ll ghost him for months,then come back for a while, make him fall again,...

I just kinda need to flex rn. im a female, a teen, and ive had 7 people confess to me that they like me this year, i rejected all but one, and he was a d*** who is the cause of may tears of regret that i shed at 2...

god have some f****** mercy on me today’s my birthday >:/

when I was twelve I fucked my sister, she was fourteen and we were playing house in our basement with these little houses and beddding and enough room for us both and she found out about p*** and showed it to me. We were curious and I felt my p****...

My friend just expressed distaste for a group of people I’m a part of and I don’t know how to tell him it makes me uncomfortable without weirding him out so I guess I’ll suffer 😀

Using musical terms and talking in terms of piano technique, how would I go about conveying the theme of reconciliation, passion, and hatred into my piece?

When I was around 6 my brother started doing this thing. He would grab me and pull me down so we were chest to chest and he was on his back on the bed or floor. Then he would slide his hands down my p****** and grab my a**. He...

Two days ago I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me with some f***** t*** from uni and I snapped. I slapped and kicked her in a rage and I broke her phone and gave her a couple of bruises. She was scared I was scared, I’ve never done...

If someone could plz just shoot me in the head and kill me that would be great

Today I paid a really attractive young woman to flash me. She even allowed me to snap a picture with my phone, as long as I made sure her head was cropped out.
I’ll probably m********* to that photo at least once daily, for the foreseeable future at least.