I’ve been an avid fucker my whole life. If there is a hole, I will f*** it. Men, women, boys, girls…if they will let me get that hole wet and shove my c*** into it, I will. I love f******!

However, recently my doc put me on meds for high blood pressure and my d*** is in the dirt. After experimenting with several ED meds my doc had me on a low dose daily c***** regimen and things were great, back to normal, f****** like a teenager as usual. But then my employer changed our insurance plan and it no longer covers ED meds.

While I thoroughly enjoy f******, I’m not financially able to invest hundreds of dollars a month for a hardon (sorry, my best friend C***).

I’m wondering if there are any good, non-Rx, low cost alternatives that actually WORK. Help! I need to get my d*** wet and my local p**** (and p**** boys) will go somewhere else for a d*** down if I don’t find a solution pretty quick.