I’m a 26 yo man and sometimes I wear pink bootyshorts with unicorns and rainbows on them and watch girly tv shows. It’s a mood…

I confess that I done wrong to you. I am so sorry. Please forgive me. I am really sorry. I feel guilty for it and the punishment and what I got is so heavy. Please forgive me.

I confess that I have done wrong to you before. Yet you still let me live. Thank you so much for having mercy and being kind. I remember it. I am so really sorry what I did to you. I don’t did to other and I will keep on doing...

EEEEEERRRRRHH!! If I see another f****** pregnant woman walking in front of my house, I’m going to cut her stomach open with a lawnmower blade!

I won’t consider his family my family until I have his last name. Call me whatever you want, but low key that is how I feel about them. I will absolutely be nice and kind to them but all of the other stuff, no. I guess marriage really is a...

Will your OBGYN still examine you down there if you say you’re s******* active but only do a*** s**?

You people, all this s*** can someone just shut all these nonsense sites down jc…

I have been a selfish person most of my life. I really don’t know whether or not I should believe in god. I have had some traumatic experiences in my life that have changed me. I want a girlfriend but I’m too fat, and lazy. I am jobless. I am...

Im pretty sure some white person burnt down Notre Dame. They have an obsession with burning down churches.

I confess that I did wrong to all of you. Although I have desire but help is help for me. Please forgive me. Please life the punishment and pay back for me. I am really sorry.

My mom just told me she’s gonna put me in a summer camp if I don’t start making friends or going out. Just makes me want to fail this year so I can go to summer school instead.

i’m in love this one guys who likes my bestfriend, he called it “love” but i called it an “infatuation” , i mean, you can’t just fall inlove so damn quickly, right?

Is it normal to still care for an ex crush? Is it a bad idea to approach her again after all this time moving on?

I confess that I did wrong to you all. Please forgive me and all my kind. Please

If I didn’t have the health problems that I do, I’d be out of this house, this town, and this state. I require very expensive medication that I’ll die if I don’t have, so I’m basically anchored to my parents because I’m on their insurance. I don’t want to be...

There’s this boy, he’s absolutely perfect. He’s very popular though and I just try to mind my own business. He asked me out and I said no because, as much as I like him, I want to focus on winning state and getting good grades without all the drama that...

I might kill myself on the 28th of April. I know it’s a selfish thing to do, but I like to image it as a way to finally get my point across. I’m practically worthless. I only have a few friends who both deserve better than me. I know killing...

What’s this type of depression?
What’s the name for the “real depression” the depression that forms in people with measurably s***** lives and past histories… where there future is also s***** and so is and was their upbringing…
What’s the name of that?
I’m not asking about...

Where exactly are the college girls who want to anonymously f*** older married guys?

I’m burning down a man’s business tonight.

I love taking outdoor showers and baths in the woods. I feel incredibly close to nature and it’s amazing. ^.^ once in a while people spot me but it’s not typical. Nudism at it’s peak. – Mel

u wanna help me why u try so hard to deny u love me

I’m a lesbian and on the weekend I hooked up with a girl I met at a bar. She was bi and for some reason she kept telling me that she likes big dicks and black guys. I don’t get why she was telling me that, did she think it...

I dont know if I should post this as a pain or a guilt but just for clarity I’m a 20M almost 21 and I feel like a hopeless romantic. I’ve never had any luck with the opposite s** at all. I’m 6ft tall and only 140lbs I’ve got dirty...

I lie to my parents. I take stuff even its not mine to satisfy my needs. I watch and do things that are not right. I hurt myself by cutting, punching in walls etc. i attempted suicide.

Prayer..God Please help dad to get rid of all illness.

I shaved my c***

how do I get a guy to kiss me? We have exchanged eye contact and stares for way too long now I feel like I should do something about it. It’s pretty evident we both like each other.
but the thing is theres like 1 more month until graduation...

Please forgive me I am so sorry. I did wrong to you. Now you are giving it back to me. I regret totally with what happened.

I confess, I do not recycle. Simply put all trash in garbage can and bye bye. Most recyclables go to the landfill bcus no markets exist and the cost of transporting junk around is prohibitive.

My c*** is itchy

Donate Your Gravy in my mouth tonight & I will donate $10 to St Jude’s for Pediatric Cancer Research. Hyatt Orlando Airport Room 415, free parking C take shuttle train to hotel atrium. C** and let me leech your leche for a great cause, poppers provided backsnatch available upon request....

Girl: *wakes up
🙆🏻 ehhh? I’m late for school I must leave now! 😦😮
*she runs out the door with a piece of toast out her mouth.

Song playing

La La La
La la laaaaaa
La la la la la Laa
La la...

I’m donating $10 to St. Jude for every guy who fucks my mouth and creams my throat tonight. Seed My Sasshole for Pediatric Cancer Research. Tonight at Orlando International, details to follow.

I work so hard to keep this body and I can’t get a minute of foreplay from him unless I hold out until I get it. Men still hit on me. I have confidence in how I look. I’m only in my 20s. I have a large s** drive and...

Ok I have 20k saved up and now I’m having a hard time investing what should I do with it. My job doesn’t pay much but I’m a great saver.

Everything in my life is messed up.. sometimes I feel like there’s no reason to live..what should I do with my life

I am so sorry. I confess about my anger. Please forgive me. So really sorry.

I am so sorry, I confess that I did you wrong and you are delivering it back to me. I am so sorry.

Z Nation is an underrated show. Shame it only got 5 seasons.