I’m excited to surprise my husband with the p****** bunny costume I bought for Easter night. He better like it.

In the western world, it’s a woman’s world. I will not be convinced otherwise, I’ve seen the evidence.

guys out there, do u prefer a girl to be shaved down there?? yes/no

I read a book entitled “Great Expectations”. It just wasn’t all I had hoped for.

If I wanted to just get humped I would have fucked a dog. Jesus Christ, the dog might have given me a better lay since you were too p**** to even kiss me with tongue. You’ve already got a tiny d*** at least give me foreplay and one o*****!

What would the democratic ticket look like if Joe Biden ran for president, and Bernie Sanders was his running mate?

Another Saturday Night and I ain’t got nobody. I got some money cause I just got paid. Now how I wish I had someone to talk to. I’m in an awful way….

Nobody want a fat chick with a flat a**? Hey what happen, we need love too.

Guy looking at me from another shower stall in the gym, licking his lips – Corvallusspotter

I madly fall in love with this woman. Maybe she doesn’t love me. That’s okay. I wish her happy and peaceful. True love is giving.

F****** DOWN VOTE ME I DAREE U SACKZS OF SHITZSSS

Do you know how to polish a helmet? I have an antique construction helmet which has a smudge of dirt on it. Could you please polish my helmet?

Being killed every day
Debt we have to pay
Till one choose to forgive
So i can rest again
I am so sorry

You work as security in my neighborhood and I seem to have developed a crush on you. I don’t want my hopes to wrongfully color the prolonged eye contact and shy smiles exchanged, but a part of me hopes beyond hopes that maybe there is something more. When you said...

Justice for Brock Turner

I want to punch something all the time. I have no friends. I’m embarrassing. I don’t want to do this anymore. I want a car to run me over and kill me because I read somewhere that if you kill yourself you won’t be able to go to heaven with...

Life was real s*** a few years back, but now everything is so radically different and better that it feels like its not reality? I feel like at any minute I’m gonna wake up and be somewhere else entirely or something? It’s hard to describe and it sounds dumb, but...

I confess that I did wrong to you. Made you suffer to the most. Maybe take advantage or cheat you. I am dearly sorry. Please forgive me. I am really sorry. I won’t to it to others anymore.

In case you didn’t know, Thor decapitates Thanos, Thor gets fat chilling with Korg & Miek, professor Hulk, Stark Gauntlet wielded by Hulk, Tony Stank dies.

Two blacks, 1 sagging & smoking, 5′ in New York. – Niggerspotter

My gf does not let me o***** in her mouth. I so want to. Do any girls on this site like male oral o*****?

there’s always more. you always want more from me. you’ve given me nothing above what’s required to make you look good. once no one can see, you drop all responsibilities onto your kids. you take out all your frustrations on us. you should be better than this.

My friend got herself into some trouble. She likes to screw with creepy people online, you know, just to make them think twice. She, stupidly, failed to hide her IP address last week when she did something particularly… Invasive. Well, she chased a rabbit but the rabbit turned out to...

A lady with hay fever alergy sneezing in bank line.
Snotspotter

That moment when you really want to talk about something but you can’t because your friends are not here and random people will just not understand because they don’t know the whole history behind. So you just wait…

Ladies, this is an anonymous site so you may as well answer this question honestly; have you ever had unprotected s** when not on birth control and not planning to get pregnant? and if you have did you enjoy it and find it s*** or regret it?

F*** Christians, a blight on our species

my mom is blaming me because our dog chewed up our flip flops, f*** her

I may have been molested when I was younger by some friends. I played with my older brother and his friends a lot when I was younger (still hang out with him and his friends now). Two of them had a bet on who could touch my privates most in...

My break helped me a lot, it helped me realize that my four friends are all I need(and family of course) to be happy. He’s been a waste of time and energy, and worrying about how I looked before my break was a huge issue. But now I’ve accepted how...

i like paraphore like theres alot of good stuff in it but theres alot of just fucked up s*** in it and i just f****** hate but also like it idk

If you believe that by repeating over and over again that you don’t have money to try to manipulate people into getting things for you again and again and make them feel guilty when they don’t by calling you names, even though they owe nothing to you and instead...

I’m a 26 yo man and sometimes I wear pink bootyshorts with unicorns and rainbows on them and watch girly tv shows. It’s a mood…

I confess that I done wrong to you. I am so sorry. Please forgive me. I am really sorry. I feel guilty for it and the punishment and what I got is so heavy. Please forgive me.

I confess that I have done wrong to you before. Yet you still let me live. Thank you so much for having mercy and being kind. I remember it. I am so really sorry what I did to you. I don’t did to other and I will keep on doing...

EEEEEERRRRRHH!! If I see another f****** pregnant woman walking in front of my house, I’m going to cut her stomach open with a lawnmower blade!

I won’t consider his family my family until I have his last name. Call me whatever you want, but low key that is how I feel about them. I will absolutely be nice and kind to them but all of the other stuff, no. I guess marriage really is a...

Will your OBGYN still examine you down there if you say you’re s******* active but only do a*** s**?

You people, all this s*** can someone just shut all these nonsense sites down jc…

I have been a selfish person most of my life. I really don’t know whether or not I should believe in god. I have had some traumatic experiences in my life that have changed me. I want a girlfriend but I’m too fat, and lazy. I am jobless. I am...