I hate the fact that I’m broke. Especially when I have a ride to go and meet someone tomorrow who lives an hour and a half from me. I can’t ask anyone for help because I hate being needy like that.

Minor calyx, nephron, major calyx, papilla, remap cortex, renal pelvis, renal medulla, renal pyramid, ureter, vas’s recta.

– if you know what all this is you’re probably a doctor, nurse or PA or just a BIG f***** nerd.

I picked the pig, its only fair I should be the only one that gets to pick on her.

My girlfriend is f****** disgusting, I just don’t get it, she’s a 10, hot as hell but gross asf. I caught her eating sour cream out of a tub like it was ice cream, she drinks directly out of the milk jug, doesn’t wash dishes and I recently saw a...

Is it a good or bad idea to post an anonymous s*** picture online to see if I’m still ugly? People tell me I look good but I’m not sure if they are being honest or trying to make me feel better. I was bullied really bad because I was...

I really hate how this site has the option to comment. It really ruins it. I’m here to confess something that i just want to get off my chest without being judged. But nah, they had to ruin it. Whats the point then? if you want your confession to be...

Can you get sick from drinking pee?

anyone down to follow my friends Instagram account?
WhereAre_MyMorons

Just bought 200 shares from a company in weed stocks

Is it that I’m a lesbian even though I like d***? I’m not sure, I love women, their bodies and minds, their personalities. But when it comes to men, it’s not really the same. Except, of course, I have nothing against a penetration with a d***. But aside from that...

Seen alot of ppl asking abt s**, pregnancy and other shits. So can i also ask? Can pre c** cause pregnancy? from 1 to 100 how high is the risk?

BestGore Dotcom s****! Don’t go there!

My girlfriend (and her father for that matter) constantly discuss homosexuality. Seriously several times a day they talk about who they think are gay. I don’t care who is gay or not and I’ve told her that, so this is really annoying to talk about 1,000 times a day….who cares!!!

I didn’t do anything, I just know something that’s going to happen, and I feel like I’m insane. I know it’s going to happen, and it feels like it already did, like a memory, but no one else knows.
Do you know how it feels when the whole world...

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I think I like girls too but I don’t want to admit it. I feel like I’m not allowed to be cause my sister is bi and so is my friend.

People should start questioning things (including their beliefs) more often instead of taking everything at face value and forming the same opinions from their parents.

3 pints of cider and a McDonalds meal don’t seem to end well for me.. After almost 2 hours writhing with nausea I’ve just chucked up the entire contents of my stomach. Feel so much better now.

There are three things you should never, ever discuss with your family:

Religion, politics and your personal decision on whether or not you want kids.

What other off limit topics do you think I left out? Let me know.

Is it normal to feel all tingly when you’re about to come or o*****. I’m a 19 y/o female and when I have s** i get tingly even in my face and i feel the hairs on my arms rise. I’ve only ever been with my boyfriend and I swear...

Who’s excited for Days Gone?! I am f*ckin pumped!!! 🙂

I’m mildly retarded. I can’t think of anything intelligent to say. I’m addicted to sniffing glue and eating feces.

My mum said I’m the only person she’s ever met who carries their pads under their arm when leaving a store. What is someone gonna do, make fun of me for having a v***** and that I bleed every month? I dare them to.

Today I received my $2.5 mil payout from a lawsuit stemming from an off shore oil well incident 8 yrs ago. But why do I not feel any happier, I guess it’s because you can’t buy a new lower half of your body.

I recently told my girlfriend who I’ve been dating for a year about my gender dysphoria. She was taken back at first, but has been supportive of me ever since. She calls me “Gamer Girl” and I go by Natalie. She wants me to become a full trans-girl, because she...

My School School os sair to be one of the best of my country,but in truth is quite s*****,i mean they locked the places so se can’t Go buy Lunch on the outside(they have do inside,but not everyone is obliged to like It) and today,my group of friends asked If...

A man’s s**** is the best hot dog topping.

-Corvallus

I hope he knows that I do not plan to play his little game next time we meet. He may make my head spin from all the making out and gentle words, but I am going to f*** his brain out.

My head is trying to convince me that my mate can hear my thoughts.
It’s crazy

I’m a private tutor. And i hate it so much when my 7 year old student being rude to me. I feel like I want to curse out loud at her but I hold in. Wish her parents had taught her something called manner. I’m done with this after a...

I switched some tags on some low cost items at a store today. They were the same item just in a different print. I dont care about ripping off chain stores and s*** but i worry about the employees getting in trouble (or recognizing me, the f****** a****** tag switcher)...

So I’ve known that I’m bisexual for awhile now and I wanna come out but im scared to and i just dont know what to do smh. (im female and in highschool btw)

Had to deal with an HR issue at work, an elderly volunteer got into it with a custodian(first of its kind) well, the said volunteer was taking spare paper towels out of the bathroom to wipe off a counter in the volunteer room. The janitor got pissy and said something...

Why do so many girls have messy rooms in their s*** pictures? It’s pretty gross. Go in another room or pick up. I can’t fap when I can practically smell the picture.

Should I confess to my crush or not? He is a senior and school is ending in a few weeks, meaning i will likely never see him again. He currently has a girlfriend he’s been dating for a long time. If I did confess it would be the last day...

Fill in the blank — For every 1,000 men jerking off on Omegle, there are approx ____ women who like to watch?

my Brother is already making more money than I am, he graduated only a year 1/2 ago with a BSN and I have a degree in chemical engineering and have been working 4 yrs. Seriously WTF!??? I had to study WAY harder in school.

Here’s one for the books. Not sure if I should angry at dad or what. The wife and I visited him in the country where he lives alone. He’s got a small still there and makes his own hard liquor. We got a bit drunk trying it and we pretty...

I luvs me sum stank

(Since I am polite and nice, I will never do this in real life. Probably.)

Dear my classmates and teacher,

You have been a bunch of shitheads in my life for the past 3 years. I thought I couldn’t stand your tasteless jokes and fake faces, but GUESS WHAT B******...