Fat girl breast carving, I 100% approve! Making masks out of female skin, I 200% approve! Burning Muslims at 200 degrees Fahrenheit until their meat falls off their bones, I 300% approve! Drinking the blood of transgender women, I 400% approve!

I’m so happy that the administrator stopped most of the trolling on this site. Now we can all post with dignity. Thank goodness! Admin says trolling has been reduced by as much as 72%

Thank goodness!

“Deep down I think I hoped you would read all the confessions I have posted on here. I wish next time we meet you would say that you feel the same way. The only fear I have in life now is losing you, I dream of you all the time...

Entry dated 12/31/2018

Hi Peachy! How are you? Hope everything is fine. Before this year ends, I just want to thank you for being an inspiration and a part of my life despite the short duration destiny set upon us and for being there for me whenever I was in...

Sometimes after shaving my eyebrows I use an eyebrow pencil dipped in feces to make beautiful designs above my eyes

Goodbye forever

i think you are on the wrong place

NEW VIP QUESTIONS

Sadly, I don’t think the legendary Gator Lady is gonna answer ;-;

TRUTH TELLER: Who are you?
NAT: Why did someone like you end up on SimplyConfess?
NM: What was the worst thing that happened to you?
CORVALLUS: ARE YOU OK???

A work colleague always talks about all the women he’s had and how he picked up at the weekend.but he’s gay and hangs out a gay bar most days. I know this because my cousin works there. I will not say anything but it’s really sad.

I want a sugar daddy

Hey obnoxious unimaginative jerkoff constantly writing f** to everything. You’re accusing others of what you secretly fear you are yourself. You’re not fooling anybody. Moron.

Can you keep a secret?

I’ve been doing pretty bad lately, and in frustration I end up punching myself- it’s better than what I used to do but I keep hurting my f****** hand whenever I instinctively fling it at my head.

i think i might be a schizophrenic and i can’t ask my mom to take me back to my psychologist because she thinks mental illness is only an act for attention. i’m scared, the signs are getting stronger and i know something isn’t right.

Suggest ways for me to die in the comments owo

I just took a s*** so big thought I gave birth

F*** you Lizard people! F*** YOU!!

Bus drivers in Regina, SK are assholes. Drove by one that was driving 70km in a 50km zone. Poor children

so I like a dude…but i get them bruh hollup moments because when he passes by me.I feel like he be looking back at me which make me think he likes me too…but uh I started thinking it might be his friend who does👁

My dog is my favorite living being in the galaxy. No one will ever rival her❤

I’m a master manipulator. I always make people do and behave like I want them to. Controlling others is just so easy and enjoyable – especially when you aren’t an idiot and feel remorse about it. Life is about the strong and the weak one’s kids, you choose your place.

I discovered that my father has a secret stash of naked pictures of my mother from before I was born. It has given me a new perspective on mother. I don’t have any i***** fantasies but I have been thinking about milfs now.

I think one of the most valuable life lessons I’ve learned was that it’s ok to still love someone but not want them back. Or that you can still have a deep love for someone else and still find room to love another just as much if not more. For...

I recently walked into my 19-year-old son’s bedroom not knowing that he was there dressing after a shower. This has happened before a few times in the past and he has always covered up immediately. This time, however, he just stood there and made no effort to hide his g*******....

I’m a sub female living at home with my parents. Because I have to keep my fetish a secret, I torture myself in private. Tying myself up and inflicting pain on myself gives me a strange euphoria.

Lately, I have discovered that I have almost become two different people....

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single living being:

stank:HAHAHA I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO LEMME JUS F***** WASTE PEOPLES TIME AND MAKE THIS WEBSITE LOOK LIKE ITS RUN BY 2 YEAR OLDS XD XD~nick gur

I have painful gas.
Its painful cause I hold it all in untill im in like a supermarket line or an elevator or a courtroom and im on the witness stand. I enjoy watching people getting bitchslapped by my awesome b***-stank.

Petition to make all the dipshits who talk in all caps and have a god complexes to shut up~nick gur

Y’all all s*** dicks! 😌

I know this is a confession site but their are things that are better left in your heads you pos(s) your not welcome here

Do people really think that being gay is a choice? Because it definitely isn’t.

I just failed a test in a class I studied for, I understood, and I’m suppose to be majoring in.

I am living with my abusive mother who doesn’t understand me

I have been diagnosed with PTSD and mood swings but I can’t get treatment for it without paying...

Hell to the f*** no. I agree, I see some people leaving and I’m leaving too. S***** site.

Well it’s been fun but BYE FOREVER!!!

I have autophobia

I started taking interest in chubby guys..they’re sooo cute.I feel like using their belly as a pillow😍

ADAM,

Iscr. V vv rdy (5)

I’m a 17/y o male living in a foster home with many other kids. There’s this girl in my foster home who’s depressed and had various bad experiences in her life. I’ve been depressed before and all dat, just like her.

I enjoy hurting and bullying her so she gets...

If you dont beleive lgbt people deserve rights you are against human rights and you are an active burden on society, for all i care you might as well have slaughtered the millions of children who commit suicide based on the fact that they didnt choose to be what you...

I form sentimental bonds to inanimate objects. Like my TV for instance. I’ve had it since 97’ and if anything were to happen to it id probably cry. A lot of memories were made in front of that TV. It’s like a piece of history dies for me.