My name is Doof amd you’ll do what i say
WHOOP WHOOP

Hey, dorks of the internet amd wifi. I’m taking a huge s*** here and it f****** smells. reply if you’re in the same situation lol.

What would you do if you were married with kids, but wife became – a bulimic, anorexic, alcoholic, liar and cheated on you… remember there are kids involved. Yes, I could have chosen better but didn’t. Can’t go back in time … what can I do?

Gimme some good music suggestions!-¤

I just got 2 blue mystery snails on Sunday, one is named Alisson, and the other is named Mo. They’re both named after Liverpool Football Club players, Mo is number 11, and Alisson is number 13.

What do you do when your bored?😐

htt shoplyfter m3/ca-no-7905414/lyra-lockhart Lira Lockhart is a fuckpig
April 20th, 4:20 PM. Suspect is a white, petite female with dark hair. Suspect is a raging emo bottom punk stealing dildos from the s** store. Upon search, a large black realistic d**** is found in her p****. Advanced retrieval methods...

people with low IQ joke a lot and not serious

I have had a crush on my cousin since we where little kids. As time goes on I just wanna be with her that much more. I think she might like me too cause she’s always been so close to me and even offered to let me see her naked...

I bet the same person is talking smart on one post and then dumb on another.

– No one :
– Me : Well I guess out of all people I should be born as an ugly b**** haha

i hope u

I hate my wife. I give her everything but still treats me like a slave. I don’t like confrontation and don’t like hurting people’s feelings. The day I snapped back at her because she got angry I did her errand wrong resulted with me not being spoken to the whole...

Hahahaha I told my crush who’s also my close friend that I like him in an indirect funny way and he told me ” But I don’t 🙂 ” .
I don’t know if he was just joking or if he’s legit but either way I’ve been so broken...

Everyone here gets a dislike because I don’t like their post nor do I believe it’s true. And don’t tell me to leave cause I’m not going anywhere! 😴

I don’t believe s*** anyone says here. 🖕

I have really loved the woman next door to me for 3 years. The problem is that she belongs to another man and I am with another woman. I really really love her though. I am afraid to tell her because she may tell my wife or her BF and...

Can somebody please enlighten me? Just lately when I look at responses on here all I see is F**, f**, f**. Is it short for something or what does it mean, I guess my education must be lacking but I honestly don’t know.

Is DarkLord from CharonBoat Dotcom here?

Anarka paused as she stood in the steam filled bathroom, her bathrobe was small and tight and bright pink, it stopped just above the curve of her a** and did not entirely close around her breasts so her hard proud full breasts were always peaking out of the tight bathrobe.

why is yawning etc during conversation rude ? its natural..!

I want to confess that my wife and I have the strangest threesomes in the world. I tie her up and blind fold her, then I let a mutual friend of ours into the house and have s** with her. The catch is that she isn’t aware of who it...

I think about killing people all the time…in great detail. I dont think im a psychopath or sociopath but i hate most people and sometimes i think about killing people i dont even know. I imagine it and sometimes i just be riding in the car and i look out...

My dad plays this stupid game. It’s called I won’t wake up when you want me to. I’ll only wake up 20 minutes after you’ve left to yell at you to come back. It happens EVERY SINGLE F****** TIME. I’m sick of it.

Trolls. Trolls. Lies. Lies. Trolls. Lies. Trolls. Lies. 😆

The devil is coming for you. 😆

Hey girls !
Annoyed by boys slapping/grabbing/pinching your a** ? Old School across-the-face slap dosen’t work ?
Next time someone does it (a public place is the best) let out the loudest,nastiest moan you can imagine
Tested it on many boys,all got scared and ashamed and ran...

hey random internet person? have a nice day

WHY in the WORLD do Jesus XREADERS exist???

I havent been here for a hot minute, anything interesting happen?

Y’all trolls can s*** dicks. 😆

Getting off of work taking a shower and then putting on a good thong is the best

I think california is a shithole. Always has and always will be. Boston too. I hope both places are wiped from the map.

It’s the last week of school, and as much as you angered me, made me feel stupid for caring about you, and how bad you tore me apart, I still think of you. You’ve always visited me in my dreams, it’s like you want to hurt me even when I’m...

🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️👸👸👸👑👑

Pretend I said something shocking and controversial.

“@&#($_)*@&$(#*&$#”

What are some illegal p*** sites?

TIA babes

If I make a pornhub account and upload a video, will my parents get notified? ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS PLEASE!

You know,this feeling after you see a person you love hurt and after so long you decided to leave them because they actually hurt you and they are bad for you, and you have this new feeling about taking care of you. It not pain, its not just pain, its...

Fathers become grandpas after internet survival