Happy Holidays if you have children and are a male.

I tell people my mother is a very good mother. But there are moments where I remember her holding me down and smothering me from seconds to minutes at a time.

I kill birds for my master Idk why but his evil is so addicting. Maybe he will let me have them back so I could store them in my corn hole. Skkeeett Skkeeett Skkeeett. Im not much bigger then tweety in the trousers my tiny little snoozer that puts woman...

Confession……

All women (18yrs old and older) should keep their p**** completely shaved until they reach 70yrs old. Also, any woman that keeps their p**** shaved must always wear a thongs or nothing at all. This simple advise will allow you to keep a bf, husband or lover!
You’re Welcome!

Yo ******69******* that s*** aint for dis site bro! Keep ya head up but find another scrn fo dat plus no shorty out ther read dis!!!

White p**** is so good and wet. Few drinks in a biatch n she ready for behind the way action if ya know what i mean. Heather from Dallas u know u out ther!!!! Holla!

Racism (even if its natural) is one of the most basic factors which creates a divide in society!
A divided society is plagued with disruption, inequality and becomes non progressive.

Would you rather be in a room filled with people who can work together and put their differences...

The only way racism on earth will ever stop being a problem is if an extraterrestrial form of life enters our planet to give all existing planetary humans a reason to unify.

He who finds the aliens first will solve the problem of human inequality.

-Area51

People look at skin color first and foremost to get an idea of who they will be dealing with based on past experiences. Then the personality aspect comes into the equation.

Me while jacking off: “Oh yeah… so s***!”

Me after c******: “holy f****** s*** why did I just j******* to that? That disgusting!

Hey everybody– NO COMMENT!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

It’s Father’s Day I’m 24, with no children and I’m depressed…

I’m no ones favorite. I’ve never had a best friend. Even my own family shuts me out. It’s always been this way. Like I’ve been cursed for something I did in a past life or for something I’ve yet to do. Its not fair. It’s never been fair. I’ll never...

I want my boyfriend to cross dress as I’m f****** him with a d**** teasing his d***<3

if you ever fall in love, two words – FAP FIRST !
It could be just some horniness so chceck how you feel about her after
tried various times

H ere I am my angel, confessing again
Y ou don’t know I exist, it is such a pain
E very day, every night, you are stuck in my head
J ailed so far away, wish I could hold your hand
E rasing my past-self to...

I wanna hang you by your lower jaw with a hay hook on the traffic light at the edge of the city. Your so distinctive out an about. Careful what you want it might happen only you’ll be the surprise to my party. . .

Sinnlist shut down… don’t know if they meant what they said about the things on there being incredibly filthy and disgusting, but I wouldn’t be surprised. So many people talked about f****** their sibling, cousin, or any other family member. A majority of the confessions were just about s**. I...

Really? The comments are disabled again? Or just glitched to not show up?

I want to hear from women
Share your secrets with me, that your family, friends or co-workers would not know about.
Things that you have done, thoughts you have, things you would like to do, things you regret doing.
Tell me anything about you.

Bye bye

Ejaculate in my Mancunt

Yessir, CORVALLUS is LOUD with my clean GREAZED & SLEAZED Guccihole for your wild whistle! Orlando International TONIGHT details to C**! OLD SCHOOL STYLE PRIVATE BATHROOM 1ST FLOOR BY DISNEY MAGICAL EXPRESS

where my Central Florida jizzle juicer at??!

people that do yoga / stretching etc are EGO maniacs.

This birch keeps saying “THE SIMPLYCONFESS TROLL” lmao b**** what? 😂

The SIMPLY CONFESS TROLL is the worst of all. A TROLL like no other.It’s just a TROLL playing a game to piss people off. They’re laughing at us, but the jokes on them. Viewership never recovered from your last comment taking b*******. Taking away comments AGAIN in a short period...

Bye

F*** you too.

Spanking the monkey.

As soon as the owner to this site finally snaps and deletes this site for good… it was nice knowing the well-behaved and kind people here.

I definitely won’t miss the alt-right trolls, russian bots, incels and nazis here.

Some people are so malicious and nasty minded! Why not be kind and well mannered towards others, it doesn’t cost a penny!

This is how simplyconfess is suppose to be commentless 🖕

Love and kindness to everyone out there, change is always available to those who will take action. Each day is it’s own thing and it’s up to you how relatively good it can be. Don’t be afraid to speak up and Do.

Love you all, your sweaty hairy popperpig f(r)iend,...

A response to the person who happens to be a Muslim and forces their friend to “be straight”:

F*** you and your pathetic existence. You’re a gigantic a******. S******** isn’t something that can be fixed. Your own kind likes to throw innocent people off of roofs and buildings because they...

I’m 22 and I’m excited to start working at a real job for the first time this weekend but at the same time I’m scared… oh boy… I hope I don’t end up embarrassing myself the first day…

Papapapapa… P****! 😉

F*** off fake Nat.

I don’t normally wish death upon people especially celebrities but Chris Brown doesn’t deserve to breathe and live. The world is better off without his existence and deserves to be forgotten about. It’s really sad to know millions of people still worship that idiotic, wife beating, talentless clown to this...

Banning fascism, nazism, racism, xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia and all sorts of bigotry worldwide sounds great!!! It should work!!! F*** CONSERVATISM PROPAGANDA!!! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

So like, why post if no one has the opportunity to comment? It’s like talking to someone and they don’t answer. So what if I just s*** my pants, or jerked off in public, without a response, it didn’t happen. Bye bye.