I said hello to Brie Larson, now I’m going to court in three days…

I thought losing weight would make me more fit but now I am way slower and way weaker, wtf I ran faster at 250 than 170.

I had an abortion recently and I don’t feel like myself. Actually I’ve been lacking motivation since the days leading to my finding out I was pregnant, with voices saying “you’re pregnant” in my ear. I had the abortion the day after I found out. God made it a very...

Simply Confess is Simply Boring now. You’ve shot yourself in the foot for the last time taking away comments. This site is just way to boring without comments. You’ve got a handful of people writing all confessions on here now. After a few weeks they run the same confessions again...

so once i was at this party and we were all drinking the guys (okay this was a very mixed company party ppl were 24-35 all races) were trying to get one of the women at the party to twerk. So this woman a few years older than me who...

Playing skyrim is f****** hard for me cause after a while of playing i always get h**** and i hate it. Its one of my favorite games, i just wanna get through it w/o jilling off

These homos need to be stopped. Some f** asked if I liked men & my simple answer was no, I only like girls. This goofy mf told me I was limiting myself lol. If men aren’t a preference for me, how is not having it, a limition? Dumb a**. They...

It’s weird to draw p*** of someone without their permission. And it’s weird to ship someone with another without their permission.

Im crying lol my boyfriend just kept telling me that I should loose some weight and I’m just so sad right now tbh

I would utilize a middle finger option on the confessions. Right in between like and dislike.

like, middle finger, dislike

HEY! YOU THERE!
HEY! YOU THERE! (YOU THERE)
HEY! (HEY) YOU THERE! (THERE)

HEY! YOU THERE! (What?)
HEY! (What?) THERE! (What?)
HEY! (HEY) YOU THERE! (YOU THERE)

I SEE YOU OVER THERE! (Come here)
I want you to come here..

HEY! Don’t skip over my post! CLICK LIKE, or else you’re a p********.

Stop saying kid p***, you stupid a** p********.

Artem Shypulya I have to confess … Please forgive me for I have sinned

I hate having to work. It’s basicly accepted slavery, You can choose not to work and drown in misery or work till your close to death.

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Praise C*** from whom all blessings flow, share your ecstasy with me I want to HEAR you C** 786 * 991 * 7662 JIM

people that use quotes all the time are cringy and stupid etc

why do people have to let you know if they dont like you or something else etc

My dreams are better than my actual life. Atleast in my dreams I’m broke but I can do whatever the f*** I want.

I went from a total nymphomaniac to even the thought of most things s***** makes me gag most of the time I just wanna cuddle and go on cutesy dates and stuff

NON VIRGIN: We used to have s** a LOT, like almost EVERYDAY!

VIRGIN: f*** u

I’m an alien from another world. I came to this planet on a mission to research humanity. No one even suspects I came from another planet.

im not straight

Please get some help before you end up in prison. You can’t go around beating the s*** out of people

I never have to obey you again! You don’t get to insult me anymore! Haha! You’re stuck in the hell you created and I’m free! I have a better job. The best part about it is that you aren’t there. Now, if you call me stupid or incompetent, I can...

I just thought of how people are becoming so cruel. Many people are forced to do things. Some people are doing it for greed. In this world, they judge people easily, I think there is no need for a time machine to be made to see the future, because we...

I am the shittest person I know. I am a coward, a liar, a monster, etc. I hurt my ex-boyfriend emotionally and I want him back. He is disgusted by me and I can’t live with myself anymore. I have a pile of suicide notes because I have been too...

IM STUPID? you cant even spell EROTICA dumbass

One time I saw this video with a naked guy sleeping but where his d*** was supposed to be, there was this huge floppy THING. I didnt know what I was looking at so kept going back and I looked at it for a long time trying to figure it...

Uhmmmmmmmmm….. so….. Idk what was cooked in the microwave to the point where it now smells like infinent irrevocable a** in there but uhmmmmmmmmmmm… its been 3 days & I’m about to start asking these mfk roommates some serious questions. I just cooked spicy cheese Alfredo (thank you Michelina) but...

Episode Choose Your Own Story, Free Gems And Passes Hack.

When s** with someone is better than what you fantasized. I mean, I thought that tongue piercing was just for show 💦

Play BTS WORLD EVERYONE!!

indian streets are full of perverts. from 10 years old boys to 60 years old grandpas. Spending holiday in india was the worst idea ever…girls are not safe there. there are even r*** cases of 6 months old childrens.

Welcome out in the open Rtard, should have stayed low ballin now everyone has a trail cause your to lazy to go the extra mile. Had to take it to an extreme but you just couldn’t leave it be sick em scrapy Doo

Simply Confess is now ranked #1 for the most boring confession website. Steve Perry of Aerosmith was quoted, “It’s the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend.” Same handful of people, same old stories, they just get re-posted after a few months. Total viewership has dropped to...

Important PSA! You, yes you, the person reading this, are an amazing and beautiful person! Yes you may have made mistakes or done something bad but everybody makes mistakes.

To those who think life will never get better, it will! It may not seem like it now but it’ll get...

I hate gems on episode urgggh!

I hate but love when people assume I’m an innocent girl who doesn’t know anything about romance and s***** things, when in reality I’m just as much of a degenerate, if not more, as everyone else is-

I also hate how I give off top and lesbian energy, I’ve...