I am a vegan and I cooked a turkey today. I hope it turned out okay.
The upside is my sister helped me put it in the oven and she probably didn’t realize I was imagining bending her over her kitchen counter and f****** her the whole time.

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Hi everyone!
Hope you’re feeling great!!!

I have a drinking problem. It’s hard for me to drink and not get as fucked up as possible. And so as you could probably guess, I black out ALOT. So, after awhile I tired to make a stand. Told my friends I was no longer going to drink. Which...

A**, fat, lips, real
B**** I’m a big deal

You, me, you wish
New phone, who this
Wave, wave, blow a kiss
I’m that b****, sis

Left, right, left, right, left, with a spin b****
Where’s my sash and crown, ’cause I win b****
...

Sure was . Got the Venmo right here

I haven’t had s** in a year and a half. I am married but my wife has dementia. no s**. She has two sisters one of the is married to a good friend of mine. i have a good relationship with all. The married sister’s husband fooled around with the...

I did a home invasion for the first time i actually feel alive.

I don’t let my ex see our son but still make him pay child support😂he lives with his mom & makes minimum wage, he can’t even afford a lawyer after child support every month. I like making him sad & depressed, I haven’t let him see our son in almost...

You have the number and email

k bye

I think you’re insane and dangerous, underneath everything else. Being serious. I mean that not as a figure of speech, I’m not just saying you’re crazy, but you yourself know I’m justified in thinking you’re crazy and I mean it. Say what you will about me, I know you do...

Try me You f****** c*** you don’t deserve me go f*** yourself

Minus the $500 he gave you you stupid b****

I hide some Adderall in the couch and my uncle was only going stay for a weekend and it’s been two weeks and I have only just now got it. Lol go the f*** outside dude

-Wrath

I don’t believe the Bible is meant to be a literal story of mankind.

I think it’s meant to be an elaborate fable that tells us of how we should have lived, rather than how we do live.

I f*** only females with transfeelings whose back I can easily bent and brake at the same time. If I want to use my d**** I will use it on my daughter.

I apologize for sending that I do understand you want no contact from me. Please if you could stop baiting me then How much you miss me and care and want to hear back would be great… it’s getting old… Thank you to the people that did check on me...

You f****** c***. See I really was kind of oblivious to what kind of person you were back then even though it was right in front of me the very second we met. It was that g******* bowl cut, and those f****** green leather shoes. You are a feminist,...

You better be careful what you say. You and everyone you know, because I’m pretty confident in what I am and what I’m not. I’ve talked to some people, you better be really careful about what you say. I will nail your a** right to the wall. You better g*******...

I really have nothing to f****** do now my bro broke my ps4 and no one gives a f*** if I broke something I would get kicked the f*** out

-Wrath

When parents don’t let you be a kid and a teenager.Your life just goes miserably wrong.When you feel no love and unwanted at home.You become desperate for love and feel being wanted and searching for it early in life you just end up your life just like that and become...

I want to murder all my friends. Not out of anger or hatred, I just want to see them suffer terribly.

Like a friend of my constantly told us that she tried to commit suicide over the summer and I can only keep thinking,

“What’s stopping you? You’re family is...

I miss my border buddy .😢😢😢
I’ll never find anyone as crazy as you

I can’t believe that I’m crying, because after the 20 years I spent isolating myself from every single person in my life. I’m finally ready to talk to someone about the problems i have with life. I’m f****** retarded I fucked my life early in life cause I always planned...

Tell the truth, I might have s*** all over in and out of my house but your kids are the ones destroying everything.

Anyone wanna play Smash Bros Ultimate

Send a message with #SSBU and your switch player tag if so

To the To:Person.Thank you I appreciate the reply.I think I understand better now,I was just a bit confused.Also this is one of my favourite anynomous confession websites as it’s got more active people (Random but I don’t want to wait to make another post).✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

How come people barley use the reply feature for a confession.No hatred just wondering,if it’s new and some people haven’t acknowledged it.I haven’t seen any replies to any posts,just people making a post and doing the To: (thing) and then Me:

Just light one up and say…..F*** IT!

Is it true menopausal women gain weight lose their hair and have dried up pussies?

Resend ?

I broke up with my abusive Ex about 4 years ago after I moved so he couldn’t find me. We talked for a bit after but he just kinda dissapeared off of everything and I’m worried about him even though I shouldn’t be and I want to message him to...

I just want to say f*** you to everyone who judges people.
Also, f*** the guy on the subway who was talking s*** and then started yelling at other people for s***-talking.
It’s so much easier to judge other people first huh?

When I was younger I used to let my dog lick my p**** after m***********, I did it four times and I admit that it was really gross. I’m doing this to clean my mind and to try to live on without having this guilt.

shut up you disgusting f*****. Seriously. You retarded f****** idiot. Grow up. What the f*** is wrong with you? The Fagler? Are you in primary school you stupid n*****? You are a disgusting idiot

Divya Shree jakkula you are the worst mother in this whole world I pity for Laura. Hope you rot in hell b**** and your husband is a f****** cheat who has numerous affairs

I recently had s** with a much older woman. She works in the same department as mine. We had been teasing each other about doing it “anywhere, anytime” for a long time. All she did was moan and she didn’t help and unlike my girl friend, she is “loose”. My...

i accidentally told my friends that im gay glad they were super cool about it lmao

Person who is a monster, the worst mistake I ever made, and it was a really stupid one was fall for a monster of a woman, girl at the time.

Right now, more than ever I’m realizing, and my problem is that I ended up being her favorite, in...

I really wanted to get my fiancé pregnant so I downloaded an app to track her ovulation and always tried to have s** when she was fertile. We don’t use protection and she is now showing signs of pregnancy, missed period, craving for strange foods and tender breasts. It turns...