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I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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Julia I love u

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6 years

I knew how you felt almost 40 years ago. I only clued in 20 years ago. This is entirely your fault btw. You started it.

Do you have any idea how lucky we were to know that then? It’s probably why most things after bore me tbh.

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6 years

Randumb thought, my p**** is not very big. So I’m going to buy some womens underwear and see how they feel. I don’t look good in boxer brief or t********** underwear.

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6 years

Would it have made a difference if I knew there were tears? Yeah. It would have. I might have kept in touch. I knew your phone number from the book. Your dad Ralph. If I’m being honest, even back then, there my circumstances and the reason I had to leave,...

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6 years

To the M***, was this before Covid-19, or recently? Inquiring minds want to know.

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6 years

I am a 51 year old woman. I keep myself up and diet properly. I am what you call a Cougar. Some might call me a M***. Two years ago I started picking up younger men. Around 20 to 30 range. I am amazed how easy it is. I have...

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CHINESE OLD UGLY INCEL F** P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED UGLY FAT F** CORPSE OF HIS UNTIL THERE...

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Girl with tears running down her face, just a shot in the dark but if this was a long time ago, I love you too and your right I didn’t see it, and I didnt know it either.

I know I’ve blown opportunities since myself, but if you see me...

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I paid for my friend’s medication today. He has a mild case of pneumonia in the middle of a pandemic. He lost his job and his insurance and was upset that he couldn’t afford his medicine. I drove over to his house to deliver a package and told him to...

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Holocaust should have been done to the Chinese not the Jews. It’s not too late though. We need a holocaust done to those communist mentally fucked up yellow Chink zipperhead piss-faces chinese. Killing the Chinese through gruesome torture methods will be the best and most helping thing that we have...

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I’ve been s******* abused by family and neighbors since an early age. They wanted to prove I was a s*** by me seeing a doctor and after me being locked up. I went to sleep and woke up with things inside of me since an early age. I was called...

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6 years

On saying i love you: ok. Gotchaaaa. You have way too much time on your hands. I dont care about what I did and do. Whenever I did it was purely for the money. I care way more about REAL true intimate connections and am on my own path of...

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6 years

Idk who has to hear this but stop watching p*** and stop jacking off! It’s bad for you.

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6 years

You’ll grow up, it’ll be worse for you though. What you do as a kid bites you in the a** later in life.. You’ll be surrounded by what you’ve done. It’s that wonderful thing called karma, you f***** retarded little i***** Sissy’s believe in. In reality your just shity kid’s...

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6 years

Shiba inus are so cute

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6 years

Thank you for shutting down Secretsanon forever so KAM can’t troll there anymore!!!!! 😀

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6 years

My family is from so many countries that I don’t know what to identify as. I identify usually as French because I speak French and I look French, but I’m more Filipino than I am French. On my father’s side, my grandmother is full Filipino and my grandfather is just...

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6 years

“Secretsanon is back!”

No it’s not. I just checked.

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6 years

On the I love you topic: Um. I know more about s** than you would think. I’ve fucked many, many people – I sell men fantasies. Maybe I already have to you as well. I also skipped over a lot of the crude details of your post. …. is all...

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6 years

“KAM will be arrested”

WOOOOHOOO!!! Please let us know when it finally happens so we all can celebrate!!! 🙂

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6 years

I’m reading a Castlevania fanfic and the line “he couldn’t say with certainty that he liked snow. It was white, cold, and temporary, much like the skin of his first master after he’d taken his life” is sending meeee. 😂

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6 years

Chinese schizophrenic turds on this site:when you terrorist Chinese ugly retards only have malicious intent towards all kinds and forms of life and now after torturing and killing billions you made a virus to kill people more and more and never learn your lessons you should have expected karma to...

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I’ve watched Netflix Castlevania in its entirety and Dracula really activated Isaac’s c*** chip. 😂

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6 years

HEY KAM GUESS WHAT!!!!! SECRETSANON IS NOW DEAD!!!! YOU CAN’T SPAM IT WITH ALL YOUR RACIST TROLL BS ANYMORE!!!!!!!

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BEST. THING. EVER!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD

WHATCHA GONNA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH??????? >:)

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6 years

I FEEL DISGUSTED KADIRI KA TANGINA MO POKPOK KA TALAGA. TANGINA MO MAGSAMA KAYO NG PANGIT NA YAN TANGINA MO JARBI PUTANGINA MO TALAGA MAGSAMA KAYO TANGA KADIRI AMPOTA YUNG ISA NAMAN AKALA MO DI SINUBO TITI KO EH

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6 years

Disney’s Hercules the Animated Series is awesome

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6 years

Im not the one talking about the Chineze on here, that person os the dumbest most screwed up no life loser I have ever seen online, what the fuxk arw talking about? You pulled that right out your a** alomg with your advice

Thats what I think you said, I...

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I’m a male. Was always small build and kind of skinny. When I was 14 I was raped by three other guys back in the pine trees behind the building after school. They took all my clothes off and held me down on my stomach.
After a while several...

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6 years

To the paranoid person: dude, get some help. Sounds like the beginning of schizophrenia.

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6 years

With all this shelter in place unreasonable BS going on, I am glad to see some people are finally getting pissed and fighting back. Some of the these banana republic dictator state governors and mayors are finding people will no longer put up with their unreasonable b*******. Some sheriffs are...

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6 years

I’m tired of Covid. As Americans, lets just all decide that it’s over.

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6 years

YEAH NUKE CHINA AND NUKE ALL THOSE CHINESE TERRORIST BATEATING DOGEATING CATEATING TURTLEEATING SCUMBAGS! LOOOOOL

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6 years

I wish Elon Musk would buy out Facebook and delete it.

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6 years

“how about just stop buying products made in China”

Impossible!!! About 90% of items in the US are made in China.

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6 years

Kenneth Pinyan.
Bernd Juergen Brandes.
Luke Chrisco.

Google them.

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Sunday morning, I couldn’t sleep because of a dream fantasy about a girl that I wanted to date, so in response I got up in the middle of the morning and masterbated in the toilet to help clear my mind. This was an act of relieving myself from any stress...

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Nuking China? Nuking all the Chinese fuckfaces? HELL YEAH! Yes yes yes a billion times yes! Gimme some of dat! =D

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6 years

to the guy who leads people on & ghosts: Honestly, it’ll catch up to you. And you are creating a path of destruction, hurting more and more people. Do you really have no care about them as people..? Please stop objectifying them, stop leading them on. If you just want...

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Continuation of women/makeup reply: I guess it’s also that men (and women) tend to compare their person with others even on a subconcious level. Then there are those guys who are into the whole stripper/instagram/pornstar fantasy where they always are done up/dolled up 100%. Dont even get me started on...

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To the guy commenting about makeup/women: Eh, I have lots of tats, but they’re all tasteful and well done. -shrug- also, I know women can easily get attention even without makeup, but cmon, I don’t want that kind of attention. I view people as a whole in a very platonic...

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To the man who doesn’t lile women with makeup: lol, I’m the op of the original post. Yeah I get what you mean. Especially when it’s thick. Honestly, its bc of the unrealistic beauty standards put on women/girls and because everyone else is doing it. We’re expected to conform into...

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